the Catholics beat you to it years ago.

"always bet on jail!" fantastic.

you WISH it was only 2 hours.

James Ellroy would beg to differ.

wher could he be?

I'm telling you, something's moving and it ain't us.

one should also take into account that Maria Bamford is legitimately crazy.

well, you had been warned to wear protective eyewear, Mikey B. you only have yourself to blame.

that's why The Hours was the all-time box office champion until Winter's Bone came along.

before it had happened with his high school girlfriend, I had originally hoped that Laurie would be the one to take Travis' virginity.

(stands and salutes the flag)

Mayostard.

she's had a few shots at big time movies like Men in Black, but when no one has anything good to say about you who isn't John Dahl, eventually you stop getting hired for stuff.

he did that Walter Hill prison boxing movie, maybe that'll help him somehow.

people realized she was a cunt without a resume of successful movies to justify it and the phone just stopped ringing.

wait, this ISN'T Operation Dumbo Drop?

I've been wondering the same thing, littlealex. that beard is not helping him in any way.

I'm just laughing about some little girl in a movie theater "hollering about chocolate milk."

…is not in this bit.

my mistake, Nabin actually called it a fiasco. I personally think it's a secret success.