I picture ZMF as having an overly long, scraggly goatee and always wearing black t-shirts.

the purposefully ridiculous or awkward things often make me uncomfortable too, which is why I've had to give up watching shows like The Office and Parks & Rec - I just can't make it through a whole episode anymore.

I've been holding off on seeing until there was a decent DVD available of it and now there is! I need to bump that shit up in my netflix queue.

I'd definitely see it with or without the lesbianism. thankfully I don't have to choose between the two.

and a pretentious douchebag who somehow isn't above making shitty kids movies.

that is textbook "What Am I Thinking?"

and yet the Latin Grammys are somehow more relevant than the "real" Grammys.

that makes sense. it makes me even LESS interested in the Grammys, but it makes sense.

this has probably been explained before
but I'm too lazy to look - what the hell's the difference between "Record of the Year" and "Song of the Year"?

go on…

I thought that only happened in Bakersfield and the people there weren't self-aware.

like someone said on here on one of the other articles about them, "see Joaquin Phoenix, THIS is how you do crazy."

so, he DOES sing, Jeremy Piven.

Zat you, Santa Claus? by Louis Armstrong and Elvis' Blue Christmas. it wouldn't hurt to get some hot chick to sing Santa Baby either.

Batman: Port of Call: New Orleans

since Nolan's British, that already makes him slightly queer anyway.

isn't G. Gordon Liddy on Law & Order Los Angeles?

Miss Congeniality!

he loves rape!

that's just menopause kicking in, Jamie.