I've seen Elephant already; it's okay. if IFC still had Dinner For Five I'd seriously consider it.

Oh Heavenly Dog was right around the time I started figuring out that not everything Chevy Chase did was comedy gold.

now with Eugene Mirman!

fuck IFC. Time Warner wants me to pay for 15 versions of Starz to get 1 version of IFC. there's cheaper and easier ways I can watch Gus Van Sant's Elephant.

for contemporary jazz, Diana Krall is quite good on the piano.

I'm imagining that with the stock "cat yelping offscreen" sound effect.

Captain…Crunch! no wait, Beefheart!

I'm assuming you've all seen You Can Count On Me? if not, get the fuck out of here and go watch it.

it's quadroon actually, someone who's 1/4 black.

"I blew jack shit"

my dad told me at Thanksgiving that he bought one for my mom for Christmas by saying, "I bought Mom a nook, so you may want to get her something for that." I had no idea what he was talking about and said "you mean, like shelves or tablecloth something?"

Nook? the Discovery Card of e-readers.

when you get to Hell, tell 'em Itchy sent ya!

they CAN still look good from time to time, but each takes a considerable amount of help to do so. I've never been completely convinced that either one can act.

aw come on Mr. Townesend, there's no way you're going to eat ALL that watermelon.

bluagh
Knight and Day AND Going the Distance. I wonder how black holes of mediocrity like Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz still get cast as the cute girl at their age.

it is worth seeing and it's well-done, but ultimately redundant and unnecessary.

LOUDER AND SADDER!

she's actually playing the car.

picking up or dropping off?