totally, The Thing was one of the few movies I've seen that I didn't anticipate what happened.

the French original Diabolique
not really a horror movie, more of a suspense thriller, but it freaked my shit out but good.

I have a BA in history, who wants to blow me?

wasn't Rachel McAdams in that too?

Patricia Heaton's a Scientologist? I though she was a right wing Christian fundmentalist with all the anti-abortion stuff.

Fuck You, Yankee Blue Jeans.

I loved that movie when I was a kid. my sisters and I would often pretend to live out the movie in our backyard.

to be fair, the Vette DOES get them wet.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

maybe running Sharktapus for the 15th time will do better.

Undercover = Black Alias = Blalias.

her character's only about 10 years older than Travis, so I think it's still in play. I had hoped they would work out a situation where she'd be the one to take his virginity, but that's already passed.

"I'm Cuban, but I don't speak Spanish!"

it's too late, her headquarters is already infested with the deadly cake scarab.

YOU do the meth.

you got money for that fucking commercial?

six fucking aprons you wasted in dis guy!

or Rebecca Hall even. either one, the audience wins.

you do realize that Cotillard is 7 years older than Recebba Hall.

the Wilde-ian Riddler would be Stephen Fry.