I thought Detroit was a demilitarized zone like Raccoon City. we all know it's being taken over by bears.

Clint Howard and Billy Bob Thornton.

I though he was homeless man's John Krazinski.

I would gladly and with gusto slide down to Rachel McAdams and/or Elizabeth Banks.

Trent Reznor told me to do it!

what's a DMX?

yes, therein lies the joke, Otto.

TWO kinds of dances.

he's like a monkey fucking a football out there.

that DJ's name was Dee Snyder.

"sexy Sam Elliot" is really just "Sam Elliot." search your feelings, you know it to be true.

they've been very successful appealing to old people, who are really the only ones staying home and watching TV when it originally airs.

I really though Big Bang Theory would go in the tank when it was put opposite Community (since Community is far superior), but it's somehow gone the other way. how long will it be before a non-broadcast network like TNT or USA overtakes NBC due to all their fuck-ups?

not enough child-fucking for the Church's liking.

when did Senior Chang evolve past being anything other than broadly obnoxious?

orange butt cheeks? (shudders)

I wouldn't it against anyone's judgement for passing on the first Matrix. like keptsimple says, they were only known for Bound and as the writers of Assassins and I doubt the initial pitch of The Matrix made a lot of sense to anybody.

Urine, OH!

I don't go in for referring to what number post I have, do whatever you want.

also strange
referring to yourself in the third person, but Rickey Henderson has to do what's best for Rickey Henderson.