I've never watched anything she's been on, only seen her in shitty magazines, but does she smoke a cigar immediately before cameras roll?

aside from Grant being way too old to have Audrey Hepburn as a love interest I liked it fine, if disposable.

I've always thought "Love Like a Sunset" could use more Old Dirty Bastard.

I gots to say the nay-no, my brotha. wadda taw.

fuck Texas.

it's all that yoga and vegetarianism. I'm assuming he's a vegetarian or vegan or whatever.

something something surf board.

when asked Smith gives that vague bullshit answer about how he's "interested in all religions of the world" but he would certainly be a good get for them.

"you're dead to me, boy. you're more dead to me than your dead mother."

I knew there was a reason I lived here.

I haven't run into any grizzlies yet, but those mountain lions can come out of nowhere and fucking tackle you off your horse. assholes.

this was no boating accident.

nobody did anything this week bad enough to warrant that punishment.

sadly no more queries of "ARE YOU GOING TO THE TOILET?"

somehow this idiot, who's biggest claims to fame are one of the stoners in Super Troopers, the weird guy in the store in Garden State and now this piece of shit, but he's married to Christina Hendricks despite not being the least bit handsome.

I call that a win-win.

Bokeem Woodbine
will his star ever stop rising?

now who can argue with that?

I'm not usually one to say so, but I have no idea who either of these broads are. you wouldn't think that 34 is too old to keep up with shit.

he's the county treasurer, but he lives like a pharaoh.