Darth Vader is Luke's father, but was a ghost the whole time, only visible to Haley Joel Osment.

I still remember how undignified and ashamed Pat Summerall was when they had to start doing games on Fox and had to read promos for Married With Children and The Simpsons.

is there anyone more undeservedly entitled and self-important than Donald Trump?

I figured they were still taking video from Japanese game shows and making crass jokes about it.

you wanna see Phil Hartman? I'll get a flashlight & a shovel.

everybody seems to feel that it was made in spite of Doug Liman, not because of him, even though his subsequent films still get marketed as "from the director of The Bourne Identity."

so this ISN'T about the Dallas Cowboys?

everybody needs a hobby.

show us on the doll where Reindeer Games touched you.

I vote the guy who played the surrogate Harvey on Entourage. I'm pretty sure he's dead, but he's still my choice.

what Sir Osis said!

Arsenio's not on board.

and OF COURSE the squirrels.

so yelling = hilarious. good to know.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'd be impressed if he faught the whole band Sugar Ray.

I first thought of The Sting, he was great at that snappy period dialogue.

and trans fat. my god, the trans fat.

the worst part is, he thinks he's passing.

David Faustino very conspicuously left off the list of people from the show still working.