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O'Neal is turning into the Hemingway of celebrity gossip/news.

I haven't received it yet, they're supposed to be shipping it today - I ordered directly from their website.

Gremlins jokes aside…
Mogwai is my favorite band and I've never been disappointed any of the times I've seen them live, so of course I spent $70 on the super deluxe version of this with the DVD and CD, triple LP and autographed poster.

look, they're just born premature. they're not MONSTERS.

that's the gayest email address I've ever seen.

I would take it as a compliment, Kieran Culkin was one of my favorite parts of the movie.

it would only give him hemorrhoids, which just makes more more ornery.

as I remember, that happened to PFT when he changed the email connected to his account. he's verified again now though.

whoa whoa here she comes…

what's even funnier is I think Travis Henry's 11 kids are with 9 different women. the man gets around.

"Tim Burton's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein"

I think Travis Henry still has the record for athletes with children out of wedlock.

I thought he named himself "President for Life"

the president's choking on my gall bladder - what an honor!

The Honking has one of my favorite lines from the series: "Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo - perhaps NOT!"

I won't stop picturing that orange cat when these stories come out
so one of these young ladies will be portraying a lasagna?

I gave up at the end of season 1. like all Showtime shows, it has a mediocre performance by a B-list star as the lead and shitty supporting characters.

NEVER INVITE ME TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Wendy Dogwood. too bad I'm a guy.

and the B-side novelty song "Gingerballs."