I'm trying to cut down on my TV, like, for reals this time, but I think Celebrity Apprentice is going to have to be my guilty indulgence every Sunday.  What sublime trashiness!

Ummm…I didn't think it was bad.  Crystal may be a bit of a hack who loves blackface a little too much, but he hit his marks and had some good lines (the recurring jokes about the name of the theater, for example).  The presenter-speakers were almost all very good, especially Chris Rock, the Bridesmaids gals, and Tom…

Little known fact: Cuba actually has two, having won another off of Ben Affleck in a game of poker.

As you watch the Academy Awards, keep in mind that Meryl Streep and Martin Scorsese have as many Oscars as Cuba Gooding Jr. and Sandra Bullock.

This was the last episode of the Office I'll watch.  I'm done.  This show jumped the shark a long time ago, and out of loyalty I've kept watching, but it…just…isn't…good…anymore.

Cheerfully withdrawn.

Onslaught.

You, sir, well…you and I might not get along.

Excellent selection, that would have to be high on my list as well.  I was a huge fan of both Unbreakable and Signs, and so were all my friends, and the Sixth Sense won't nohows bad neither.  We were super-psyched for the Village, went to the midnight screening and all, came out bleary eyed 2AM-ish afraid to be the…

That was a big one for me, too, and I'm around your age (born in 82).  I loved, loved, lurrrrved Jurassic Park, and was digging the first 3 acts or so of the Lost World, but once they got the dino back stateside I remember thinking "wth is going on? this….isn't good."

Nightcrawler joke.

I'm sure we'll see that when ratings start to lag in a season or two…

I know, right?  What is up with that hardcore hatred for her?  I haven't seen anything to merit it.

Wow, yeah, I see that now.

Good looking men are rarely funny.  Jason is…kind of an exception. 

William Mapother has been on my radar since the sadly forgotten In the Bedroom.  Can't wait to see this episode.

Another problem is determining wtf actually happens in the end, or trying to film it in a way that preserves the ambiguity. 

Methinks you exaggerate, sir or madam.

I get the feeling that Paul isn't that bright. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.  Is kinda dim. A little out to town. Not all there.  Fucking stupid, ok, he seems to be fucking stupid.

Patricia whatz-her-name certainly seemed to care about her charity, which made her loss all to Civil-War mustache guy all the more depressing.