How could you not ask him what his favorite Civ/Leader is? (FYI: Napoleon is the right answer)

I didn't read this article, I'm just here to call it blasphemy.

Nope.

Also: Frasier & Roseanne

Just a random dog-eared page in my copy of The Long Goodbye: "I went on out and Amos had the Caddy there waiting. He drove me back to Hollywood. I offered him a buck but he wouldn't take it. I offered to buy him the poems of T. S. Eliot. He said he already had them." Can TV shows do that?

So…it's good, then? Parks & Rec is starting to circle the drain, I need something to pick up the quirky sitcom slack.

The promo for the next episode, with Caleb reclining in the boat, hat dipped down, being rowed around by some lowly servant…well, "meet the new boss, same as the old boss" popped into my head when I saw that. Just sayin'.

Let's all chip in. Like, seriously.

Mr. Culpepper seems to have the overbearing people skills, casual bigotry, and room temperature IQ of all great Survivor messiahs. Watch out.

My thoughts exactly. When Jeff made the Redemption Island reveal I was all like "ugggh" but who am I kidding? I'm gonna watch.

This. All television these days seems to be wrapped around stories of disgusting human beings, from great fictional sagas to inane reality shows. That's something the best (The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad) and worst (pick your basic cable reality show of choice here) of TV has in common.

Yes and no. One may very well depend on the other (not happening). Besides, mainstream American television needs more gay Republicans.

Something about how people absolutely hate this movie makes me like it even more, and I'm SURE the director enjoys the visceral negativity it brings out in people.

Hey, Extras was pretty darn good. Great, even.

I JUST read this issue, then randomly came onto AV club and saw this review. OMF(T?)HOTA

Really, you hated Seinfeld? 

I would watch a Hodgman-hosted Daily Show until my eyes bleed. Great idea.

Dude, dragons breathe fire. Fire melts ice. Use your head here. I mean what is this, fantasy?

Look, not to sound like a dick, but I think we've had about all we can take of Sansa's wailing, amirightoramiright?

"Use small words. I'm not as bright as you are." Take that you smug bastard!