I think you're thinking of Morgan Freeman.

Oh, Christ… Now we've got a Seinfeld gimmick account too.

Translation: Ahoyhoy has a small penis.

This episode was the best so far IMO and I think it's because it deviated from the book (which I found pretty boring) much more than the first two. It also seems to be the first episode that's followed a Lost-like structure… Pick a single character, focus on one day/story (technically 3 days in this case) in their…

I like that AV Club waited for him to personally confirm… because they would never just take TMZ's word for it.

I love how the article mocks the "hard-hitting news from E!" while lazily doing nothing but reporting on that very news.

I accept your apology.

Thought this section was about songs. Three quarters of this article is about the band, Malkmus and the album. The song doesn't come up until the next to last paragraph. You copy and paste some lyrics and then end it. No biggie… As long as you're okay with it, that's all that counts.

It feels like the second half of this article is missing…

We actually all went to college together, believe it or not we were really close friends. Then after graduation he got engaged to her, asked me to be his best man. It was right about that time I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my…

Yeah, disqus is not very user friendly. I think I have one login for av club and another for disqus? I don't know…

I love when people get selectively offended by South Park. A new joke like Brack Friday Bunduru comes up and it's "unfortunate and crass"… But regular characters Jimmy, Timmy and Token Black are somehow grandfathered-in and get a pass. You're either offended by the show as a whole or you're not. You don't get to pick…

First AND Last! Yessssssss!!!!

Yeah but this one?

On a completely different topic…

"Whoa, easy on the sauce… You're overdoing it like Prince Humperdinck at a caption contest."

"Whoa, easy on the sauce… You're overdoing it like Prince Humperdinck at a caption contest."

"Okay, can you just scooch in a little bit? And if the bride could just give me a little bigger smile…"

"Okay, can you just scooch in a little bit? And if the bride could just give me a little bigger smile…"

Hey Zack,