For a dead French guy, you sure are angry, Jacques.

Bad, to be a bad uncle.

I suspect the death of Dennis Hopper would elicit exactly the opposite response.

Not necessarily, Scuba. I have a copy of The Corrections with the "sticker" actually printed on it. As I was backpacking in Sydney at the time, had little money, and Australia is a cultural wasteland (I jest, my antipodean cousins) I was happy to buy it, faux-sticker or not. Although I did subsequently remove and burn…

If only the people in horror films behaved more logically. A healthy dose of realism would really spice things up.

So Stacy is a Ween fan? Or just insane? I can't decide.

There is (was?) a fish and chip shop in Katoomba in the Blue Mountains near Sydney called "Grillers in the Mist". It's very misty, and they serve grilled fish. Do you see?

Weird that Ian MacKaye, one of the godfathers of straight edge, doesn't want people doing "fun things".

I think I'm in love.

As if a blue collar guy like you would be into tits. That's strictly for the preppy elitists amongst us.

That means that you, English Bill, heir to, er, whatever you're heir to, are an utter berk.

That read like an excerpt from Gravity's Rainbow. Good work.

Presumably the artist had a model for the Metal Monster as well then? Those powerful, spring-like arms. That shiny, tri-lobed head.

I'm a big fan of Conventionalized. A bit like Spiritualized, but more middle-of-the-road.

Can we just all agree that Orlando Bloom is terrible, and move on?

I sometimes wonder what new arrivals must think when people refer to Lone Audience as Tom or Snowman or whatever. All part of the rich, multi-layered life of the AV Club comments boards though, isn't it? Eh?

I hate all types of melon. I'm sure you're interested to know that.

It was a slow day in the sociological circle.

Unless he's Luther Blissett…

As mentioned elsewhere (by me), Spencer Tracey in Bad Day at Black Rock gets the better of BOTH Lee Marvin and Ernest Borgnine. And he's only got one arm! That is bad-ass.