In fairness, @avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus , I sometimes wonder who said "Hey, why don't we give Lord of the Rings to that guy with the fucking junkie muppets?"

In fairness, @avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus , I sometimes wonder who said "Hey, why don't we give Lord of the Rings to that guy with the fucking junkie muppets?"

@avclub-76218e5302bb5271412880b8e32ac3d7:disqus Actually, it's a 90-foot Paul Hogan.

@avclub-76218e5302bb5271412880b8e32ac3d7:disqus Actually, it's a 90-foot Paul Hogan.

"A war in the cold abyss of space, an ultimately pointless skirmish born from grandiose dreams of small men, in which scores of brief and unknown lives are extinguished with little remorse, all while the stars gaze upon with the bored and unblinking stares of the oldest, most cruel gods. Many things explode, also."

"A war in the cold abyss of space, an ultimately pointless skirmish born from grandiose dreams of small men, in which scores of brief and unknown lives are extinguished with little remorse, all while the stars gaze upon with the bored and unblinking stares of the oldest, most cruel gods. Many things explode, also."

Until I learned that "lay" can mean song or verse, I thought Beleriand was a Middle Earth spot for sex tourists.

Until I learned that "lay" can mean song or verse, I thought Beleriand was a Middle Earth spot for sex tourists.

Yes, Harlan's getting on, isn't he?

Yes, Harlan's getting on, isn't he?

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@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus DAWES will forever remain in our hearts.

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus DAWES will forever remain in our hearts.

So, @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus , you're saying Vincent makes you want to cut your ears off? Because that would also be appropriate.

So, @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus , you're saying Vincent makes you want to cut your ears off? Because that would also be appropriate.

@avclub-40d0f53c876ca622ae3032974935fdd8:disqus Between "Magic" and "10 Rillington Place", my old view of Richard Attenborough as a nice, avuncular dude was pretty shattered.

@avclub-40d0f53c876ca622ae3032974935fdd8:disqus Between "Magic" and "10 Rillington Place", my old view of Richard Attenborough as a nice, avuncular dude was pretty shattered.

I'm trying to figure out how to watch the DVDs again. All of a sudden, I have a live-in SO, and this sort of thing is a lot harder than it used to be.

I'm trying to figure out how to watch the DVDs again. All of a sudden, I have a live-in SO, and this sort of thing is a lot harder than it used to be.