I thought Spitfire and the Troubleshooters was pretty cool. Of course, I was, and am, deeply lame.

I feel pretty confident Statham will get around to starring in a Malone remake soon.

It'd make for some original foot chases, that's for sure.

Cynic that I am, I'm going to assume that keeping those residuals alive is pretty important for him as well.

In Norway, butter is a spice.

Her heels added a foot or two

He was also in "The Boat That Rocked" (though it really didn't)

I assume Marshall's final slap will be doled out at some point soon.

Priority male, right?

Wrong Apple.

In the Michael Bay version, the final explosion will last 28 minutes. Earlier in the film, the team leader's skis will be waxed in very slow motion by Ellisif, the buxom milkmaid. (She will also help him hide his dyslexia frm his teammates, for which he will write her many long letters of thanks.) Lastly, it will suck…

If we could get the dead, black rose to hook up with the 25-year old power lifter, it could potentially herald a new age for mankind.

There's a rumour ZMF was one of the former writers, @avclub-2ebe3bb8363c914bcd4b3e1f8395f9ff:disqus .

Why can't it be both?

More guest appearances for Kunta!

Let's all abscond to the floating paradise of Thielville.

I got a Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Placenotification for this?

Jim Parsons probably does. Sheldon, on the other hand…

I'd probably feel that way too, then get too distracted by my great big pile of money.

Don't forget whatsherface from Wings. (Actually, I rather liked Dweebs at the time.)