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I legit can not figure out whether I've really seen that guy around or if he is just another of the ten zillion guys within a one-mile radius of that Tastee-Freez who look exactly like that. I think I'm probably responsible for a solid third of the pageviews on this article.

I imagine that this review was scheduled in similar "God, just let me press a button and put my head down for a hangover nap" circumstances

The main thing I remember about this movie is that people on the internet did a bunch of photoshops of the picture at the top of this article

Kate Bosworth was in fact really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,

Someday I'll find it - the Armisen connection - the Mekons,the Sea Org, and me

THE INTERNET IS MY DAD

I googled the one girl from that French lesbian movie that won the Palme d'Or to confirm that she was that fox from Ghost Prote, then I installed Silverlight so I could get Arrested Development on my new laptop, then I fell asleep without watching a single episode

This show better get done in time for me to go up the block and heckle Lane Tech prom kids at Waveland Bowl

Unless you're eight years old, he's less avuncular than avtouchycousinyouseeonceayearular

Nick Cannon is a lucky man

That is actually the single most Early 1997 picture ever taken

Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child

I don't think any designer thinks they're breaking new ground when they dp that but at any given Flatstock here are probably enough posters that basically look exactly like this to carpet a football field

Someone write me a boy band archetype guide to the individual members of Vampire Weekend. Which one should be my favorite if I like Superman better than Batman but I'm also a Miranda?

Speed Racer is the greatest movie of all time. I have forwarded this comment to @BarackObama and I'll see you in Hell.

Laughing Out Loud In Real Life

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Moulin Rouge forever. Keep in mind that MTT is basically a convent orphan raised by Father 4chan and Mother AV Club.

Nathan Fielder is getting deported

You know damn well it's Aeropostale