I think I don't expect to live to see another celebrity death that inspires Facebook freakouts from me, my mom, my baby sister, my favorite coworker, my least favorite coworker, and about ten million other former classmates/colleagues/cousins/etc. Mostly not even trolling, but maybe Kanye.

Just kidding, this is a good article and I appreciate the Dapper Gentlemen of Classic Alternative convention pic that accompanies it

TL;DR;SDTTWIMCRN (too long, didn't read, snake dancing to Teenage Wildlife in my chair right now)

Dennis Lee is the Way and the Light

Dyin' at Bad Scott Walker's autobiography in the Amazon suggestions

The two hours between me walking past a Desigual store and going "whoa a model with vitiligo, cool" and seeing this article might have been the fastest Baader-Meinhof syndrome turnaround of my life

I was weirdly entranced by how boring it was until the ISIS reveal, at which point I felt like I was just watching a bad improv show and bailed

Basically all of these except maybe Cunt Grinder and Teen Girl Scientist Club work as The A.V. Club

As talented as Daniel Day-Lewis is, I will believe he can do an actual genuine L-O-L comedy when I see it. Mirren and Davis both definitely at least have Miranda Priestly "comedy" roles in them which I am dying to see.

The credit listings in paragraph #2 are full-on "O'Neal taught me!" status! I've rarely been prouder of a Newswire weekend editor.

That feel when you click on a Great Job, Internet post to reverse image search the cute bearded schlub in the featured image, and there's a tickle at the back of your brain telling you it's a young Harvey Fierstein, but you still feel defeated anew to have it confirmed that it's a young Harvey Fierstein

I was in middle school 15 years ago! I haven't heard the phrase "future problem solvers" in the past 14!

I am genuinely stunned that someone referenced Future Problem Solving in a headline in a publication other than my middle school homeroom newsletter

I developed a theory that the post-Fred WBC was more into fucking around on the internet than anything else when they started doing Lady Gaga song parodies and I knew I was right when they bothered to protest the death of a podcast superstar

I absolutely lost my shit at the Vine of Joe Mande offering them a hundred bucks for a HARRIS IN HELL posterboard. I actually just laughed out loud just typing the phrase HARRIS IN HELL, so I guess that's how scary the Westboro Baptist Church brand is in 2015.

I had such a crush on Late World-era Zach G as a sexually inactive high school kid. I can't decide whether it'd be better to do a New VH1 reboot power hour by dragging Marc Maron back to hell to host another season of Never Mind the Buzzcocks or seeking out whatever walking personality disorder is his millennial…

Best of Both Worlds album plz

I hope he gets to direct five Avengers movies on the condition that some of that studio $$$ gets funneled into reviving the best thing any Swanberg has ever produced, BLUEBERRY PIE NICE CREAM

So this is what true love feels like

Is About A Boy in its second season? Is that something that's happening on this Earth? Holy shit!