I don't live in the alternate universe where that long-ass hotel blanket tangent was a compelling treat but I respect that somebody does. Having said that Kinno and Chelsea P are both disgusting subhumans for having any kind of reaction to that hotel's policy besides a suppressible but unignorable urge to vomit.

I don't live in the alternate universe where that long-ass hotel blanket tangent was a compelling treat but I respect that somebody does. Having said that Kinno and Chelsea P are both disgusting subhumans for having any kind of reaction to that hotel's policy besides a suppressible but unignorable urge to vomit.

I can see one person thinking that but a whole office does kinda blow my mind. Although I guess if it was gonna be any office in the world…

I can see one person thinking that but a whole office does kinda blow my mind. Although I guess if it was gonna be any office in the world…

Which AV Club staffer was it that brought a contagious case of Wye Oak fever into the office? I mean I know one guy who likes them a lot in real life and I don't even think he'd put them at the top of a Best of 2011 list.

Which AV Club staffer was it that brought a contagious case of Wye Oak fever into the office? I mean I know one guy who likes them a lot in real life and I don't even think he'd put them at the top of a Best of 2011 list.

My advice to him as a member of humanity would be to knock it off, but I do think he'd make some decent booze & nacho money with a Kindle single full of this shit. He obviously has an insane, obsessive Internet fanbase and it doesn't really seem like it's hard for him to sit at a keyboard and barf up lots of Community…

My advice to him as a member of humanity would be to knock it off, but I do think he'd make some decent booze & nacho money with a Kindle single full of this shit. He obviously has an insane, obsessive Internet fanbase and it doesn't really seem like it's hard for him to sit at a keyboard and barf up lots of Community…

Sum 41 guy and Avril were a perfect couple. Like the Jeselnik & Schumer of early-'00s TRL punk

Sum 41 guy and Avril were a perfect couple. Like the Jeselnik & Schumer of early-'00s TRL punk

I'm starting a recovery support group and discussion circle for people who understood every word of this post, anyone else interested?

I'm starting a recovery support group and discussion circle for people who understood every word of this post, anyone else interested?

I never made the connection and I subscribed to GamePro for like four years

I never made the connection and I subscribed to GamePro for like four years

Not saying that I actually consider it a shame that there's no competitive neo-Nazi boys' roller derby league where somebody might make use of that pseudonym, just saying that I thought about it for a second.

Not saying that I actually consider it a shame that there's no competitive neo-Nazi boys' roller derby league where somebody might make use of that pseudonym, just saying that I thought about it for a second.

Get him to post here and then marry me!!

Get him to post here and then marry me!!

I Will Seriously Watch This Shit In Real Life if they get Kanye and certainly if Kanye and Mariah both do it. Two of our greatest pop divas judging karaoke on live TV every week, I am there. 

I Will Seriously Watch This Shit In Real Life if they get Kanye and certainly if Kanye and Mariah both do it. Two of our greatest pop divas judging karaoke on live TV every week, I am there.