I remember watching the opening like "look at this innocent little rascal, is he gonna get hurt or die for some reason" and then, you know, I have a smart phone so whatever attention span I once had has been completely shot. The ending totally got me.

I remember watching the opening like "look at this innocent little rascal, is he gonna get hurt or die for some reason" and then, you know, I have a smart phone so whatever attention span I once had has been completely shot. The ending totally got me.

This is a good example of why nobody is sad that Mel treated you like shit before you finally got shot

This is a good example of why nobody is sad that Mel treated you like shit before you finally got shot

Man I didn't know he started that young. I thought he had to be in his nineties, easy.

Man I didn't know he started that young. I thought he had to be in his nineties, easy.

I am not into sports at all, but I streamed some of the track and field events at work yesterday and I could tell that if I'd been watching that 4x100 race in the stands I would have been jumping up and down shrieking U! S! A!!!! so hard I would have spontaneously manifested a glitter-dusted face paint American flag…

I am not into sports at all, but I streamed some of the track and field events at work yesterday and I could tell that if I'd been watching that 4x100 race in the stands I would have been jumping up and down shrieking U! S! A!!!! so hard I would have spontaneously manifested a glitter-dusted face paint American flag…

Delete this post, Professor Snape is gonna shit a brick if he finds out those two have been sneaking off to the Hog's Head again.

Delete this post, Professor Snape is gonna shit a brick if he finds out those two have been sneaking off to the Hog's Head again.

If you don't mind I'm gonna take my red pen out and turn this post into Louie slash fan fic while barely changing a word

If you don't mind I'm gonna take my red pen out and turn this post into Louie slash fan fic while barely changing a word

This is our version of when King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond crossed over

This is our version of when King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond crossed over

Why couldn't that fucking loser Rick finish the job

Why couldn't that fucking loser Rick finish the job

That picture was taken on his private planet in the afterlife, the black guy is his Heaven Butler

That picture was taken on his private planet in the afterlife, the black guy is his Heaven Butler

I realize this is a real life event that's actually happening, but after this post you have only yourself to blame when people confuse the AV Club with the Onion

I realize this is a real life event that's actually happening, but after this post you have only yourself to blame when people confuse the AV Club with the Onion