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It probably helps that I went in expecting it to be absolute hot garbage, but I consider it the filet of minor Ferrell

It probably helps that I went in expecting it to be absolute hot garbage, but I consider it the filet of minor Ferrell

Probably because it's the best movie ever filmed?

"[Professor] Frank recalled my idle remark some years ago: 'Never pass up the opportunity to have sex or appear on television.' Advice I would never give today in the age of AIDS and its television equivalent Fox News.”

"[Professor] Frank recalled my idle remark some years ago: 'Never pass up the opportunity to have sex or appear on television.' Advice I would never give today in the age of AIDS and its television equivalent Fox News.”

If Saul dies in the game I die in real life

If Saul dies in the game I die in real life

I feel like anyone with a younger sibling they're close to can appreciate that thing where you have a nice cathartic shit-losing session on someone who has really done nothing wrong, but maybe that's just a cry for family therapy on my part

I feel like anyone with a younger sibling they're close to can appreciate that thing where you have a nice cathartic shit-losing session on someone who has really done nothing wrong, but maybe that's just a cry for family therapy on my part

Couple days ago I went to watch the Olympics opening ceremonies at a bar where I drank light beer and ate carb-y food and was endlessly amused by the random goofy shit drunk people felt compelled to publicly cheer. Today I watched an AMC drama while drinking on an empty stomach and went FuUuUuUuUcccccck YEAAAAAAH at

Couple days ago I went to watch the Olympics opening ceremonies at a bar where I drank light beer and ate carb-y food and was endlessly amused by the random goofy shit drunk people felt compelled to publicly cheer. Today I watched an AMC drama while drinking on an empty stomach and went FuUuUuUuUcccccck YEAAAAAAH at

Actually, going against the consensus opinion of the Rotten Tomatoes community is never funny.

Actually, going against the consensus opinion of the Rotten Tomatoes community is never funny.

I had to bail on that Ayoade interview out of mild but nagging second-hand embarrassment for the Nerdist zoo crew; blame my anglophiliaphobia

I had to bail on that Ayoade interview out of mild but nagging second-hand embarrassment for the Nerdist zoo crew; blame my anglophiliaphobia

Ruth Gordon invites you to lick her balls

Ruth Gordon invites you to lick her balls

Looking at what's become of Mike Myers, I wonder whether the Walter Mitty remake isn't some kind of enchanted gem that mentally destroys anyone who covets it. That's a reasonable question, right?

Looking at what's become of Mike Myers, I wonder whether the Walter Mitty remake isn't some kind of enchanted gem that mentally destroys anyone who covets it. That's a reasonable question, right?

Did they make him do an American accent, and if so where does it fall on the Day-Lewis - Coogan scale? That's my main question.