Did they make him do an American accent, and if so where does it fall on the Day-Lewis - Coogan scale? That's my main question.

I am a fan of this dude but that Character As Boner bit is the kind of thing that would only be palatable coming from a creepy precocious 12-year-old child actor or an entertainingly gross octogenarian doing his last interview with an alt-weekly before keeling over.

I am a fan of this dude but that Character As Boner bit is the kind of thing that would only be palatable coming from a creepy precocious 12-year-old child actor or an entertainingly gross octogenarian doing his last interview with an alt-weekly before keeling over.

Maybe I'm overestimating Donald Faison's commercial potential, but seeing him on a TV Land show kind of feels like the TV version of that TV Land TV show about a 35-year-old who moves to a retirement community. Also obviously they should bring Lutz from 30 Rock on in the third season.

Maybe I'm overestimating Donald Faison's commercial potential, but seeing him on a TV Land show kind of feels like the TV version of that TV Land TV show about a 35-year-old who moves to a retirement community. Also obviously they should bring Lutz from 30 Rock on in the third season.

This interview is an eyeroller, but you and that guy who's obsessed with Sarah Vowell should go out for egg creams some time

This interview is an eyeroller, but you and that guy who's obsessed with Sarah Vowell should go out for egg creams some time

You guys, fuck it, I'm kind of stoked for Mockingbird Lane. Where's MY pride parade?!?

You guys, fuck it, I'm kind of stoked for Mockingbird Lane. Where's MY pride parade?!?

You know, I was ready to say that 98 Degrees was actually the definitive B-list boy band - they sure as shit weren't A-list but they weren't O-Town either - but now that I think about it I think there was just an empty floor between *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys and everyone else, and O-Town was just the definitive…

You know, I was ready to say that 98 Degrees was actually the definitive B-list boy band - they sure as shit weren't A-list but they weren't O-Town either - but now that I think about it I think there was just an empty floor between *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys and everyone else, and O-Town was just the definitive…

I wish so badly that I had been born a future professional major league baseball player so I could use this as my walk-up music

I wish so badly that I had been born a future professional major league baseball player so I could use this as my walk-up music

That chick from Lower Dens would make a great action movie sidekick

That chick from Lower Dens would make a great action movie sidekick

It's hard not to read into the look on his face or whatever knowing what you know, but honestly that picture is creepy mainly because it looks so completely like a normal ID photo of a normal guy. He just looks like some dope who would post here.

You're right! Someone put that woman in a comic book movie posthaste!

You're right! Someone put that woman in a comic book movie posthaste!

I rage-watched like every bit of content on the Invention of Lying DVD looking for something that would justify my $1 rental

I rage-watched like every bit of content on the Invention of Lying DVD looking for something that would justify my $1 rental