Even in the article it's kind of acknowledged that Ron Swanson is a man's-man archetype embraced by about 500,000 Sarah Lawrence grads who enjoy him as a sort of living bacon-infused vodka how-to blog post

Even in the article it's kind of acknowledged that Ron Swanson is a man's-man archetype embraced by about 500,000 Sarah Lawrence grads who enjoy him as a sort of living bacon-infused vodka how-to blog post

What a goddess. But if thinking Maria Bamford is mentally ill is a hilarious misperception then call me Mr. Roper

What a goddess. But if thinking Maria Bamford is mentally ill is a hilarious misperception then call me Mr. Roper

This was my first thought. Talk about a long con.

This was my first thought. Talk about a long con.

Dog Man had a couple of idiot animal-suit sidekicks, by the way. I believe there was also a Frog Man and then a girl of some kind. Do you think we owe Aaron Sorkin an apology?

Dog Man had a couple of idiot animal-suit sidekicks, by the way. I believe there was also a Frog Man and then a girl of some kind. Do you think we owe Aaron Sorkin an apology?

Something about that one goofnugget from Chromatics endlessly futzing with his equipment while painted with that dumb synth pop makeup grazed my heartstrings. I've never played in a band or worn half-baked stage makeup but somehow I felt like I'd been there.

Something about that one goofnugget from Chromatics endlessly futzing with his equipment while painted with that dumb synth pop makeup grazed my heartstrings. I've never played in a band or worn half-baked stage makeup but somehow I felt like I'd been there.

Fuckin E SPE CIALLY my queen Betty Draper!

Fuckin E SPE CIALLY my queen Betty Draper!

Brownnote Mountain

Brownnote Mountain

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus , being basically swatted with a rolled-up newspaper by a Serious Adult at the symphony is the kind of thing that I as a snotty teenager would probably secretly be incredibly mortified by even as I endlessly retold the tale as a hilarious, weird-ass story in which I was…

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus , being basically swatted with a rolled-up newspaper by a Serious Adult at the symphony is the kind of thing that I as a snotty teenager would probably secretly be incredibly mortified by even as I endlessly retold the tale as a hilarious, weird-ass story in which I was…

I am physically and verbally brutal with girl festival shovers but I'm too scared to start shit with guys unless they're truly pixie-sized. I think literally every woman I've ever addressed as "BITCH," past the age of 17 has been a cute girl in a headband who just needed to be a lil bit closer to a Best New Music act.

I am physically and verbally brutal with girl festival shovers but I'm too scared to start shit with guys unless they're truly pixie-sized. I think literally every woman I've ever addressed as "BITCH," past the age of 17 has been a cute girl in a headband who just needed to be a lil bit closer to a Best New Music act.

I went to Pitchfork Festival on Saturday. Some pissweed who looked like a young indie rock George Costanza shoved the shit out of me in an inexplicable frenzy to get like two rows closer to Chromatics and a bit later I thought I saw a real life civilian seapunk in the wild but she turned out to be one of Grimes'…

I went to Pitchfork Festival on Saturday. Some pissweed who looked like a young indie rock George Costanza shoved the shit out of me in an inexplicable frenzy to get like two rows closer to Chromatics and a bit later I thought I saw a real life civilian seapunk in the wild but she turned out to be one of Grimes'…