Ok, I officially want a shirt like this featuring all the buzzkill cuntrag wives from Complicated Man prestige dramas

Ok, I officially want a shirt like this featuring all the buzzkill cuntrag wives from Complicated Man prestige dramas

Oh man. Automatic F.

Oh man. Automatic F.

I didn't watch the whole episode but I seriously ended up googling during that first segment to check whether it was a reality show or a really visually impressive Reno 911 thing. Joan reminded me very much of a great-aunt of mine who I also can't quite believe is a real person.

I didn't watch the whole episode but I seriously ended up googling during that first segment to check whether it was a reality show or a really visually impressive Reno 911 thing. Joan reminded me very much of a great-aunt of mine who I also can't quite believe is a real person.

I said this exact thing in these exact words while watching. So this is what it's like when doves cry.

I said this exact thing in these exact words while watching. So this is what it's like when doves cry.

Walt missed his calling as the Southwest's #1 bento lunch mommy blogger

Walt missed his calling as the Southwest's #1 bento lunch mommy blogger

One major reason why this show rules is that any doofy fanfic spinoff you can dream up off of it is a comedy

One major reason why this show rules is that any doofy fanfic spinoff you can dream up off of it is a comedy

His whole head is proportioned like a handsome chibi Sailor Moon drawing

His whole head is proportioned like a handsome chibi Sailor Moon drawing

WHOOPS wrong article

WHOOPS wrong article

Superman rules, any CHUMP can like Batman

Superman rules, any CHUMP can like Batman

This is actually pretty cool. Well done you scuzzbearded giant baby.

This is actually pretty cool. Well done you scuzzbearded giant baby.