Don't be vulgar.

I reverse poop on Will Forte as much as I poop on that wordplay

It's my Joanna Newsom Weird Al cover single

Between Mean Girls and, I'm guessing, this, Amy is the queen of It's A Joke So It Doesn't Really Reflect On How Hollywood Sees Women Over 24 As Straight-Up Sawdust Pussy, But It Still Kind Of Does film roles

The '12 election will not make great comedy movie material. Obama is the kind of smugly cynical unproduced screenplay character that only reality could come up with while Romney and Santorum are one-dimensionally awful figures out of a student one-act.

In the event that you guys are making a relationship between Peanuts heads of the strict Franzen school and the strict I Own A Snoopy Sweatshirt school work, I don't know whether to congratulate you or say that you deserve each other

I think the '08 campaign was great shit-so-wacky comedy movie material, but like either one that came out right then or one they do 25 years from now, like Dick. Also, one that is not A Film by Jay Roach.

This movie sounds like the filmic equivalent of this gimmick account

Sounds like a good opportunity for Viola Davis to earn that makeup Oscar

I am still friends with this guy and he owns Jersey Girl on DVD. Don't be so sure.

Claudia Kishi's commitment to character seriously blows my fucking mind.

I know I'm being a real stinker with a closed mind here but everything about that guy on Who Charted sounds terrible! But I guess Howard is a Novelty Rapper and he's funny. Being a designer for Clandestine Industries is like being the director of culinary innovation for Pizza Hut Express though

Haha I like him but that was a whole For Our Consideration packed into a third of a sentence. Respect.

What Would Sam Weir Do?

I kind of still can't believe this actually happened, but a couple of years ago I absolutely torpedoed a nice third date with a diisparaging offhand remark about Cop Out that spiraled into a polite but uncomfortable half-hour argument, not even an argument, an extended disagreement about Kevin Smith. Cop Out. Cop…

You can own the AV Club but still all you'll own is server space until you can paint with all the colors of MohdTaufiqTerrorist's .gif-coaxed jizz

Project tragically derailed by constant on-the-job lewdity and skyrocketing grocery store shrimp cocktail costs

Colin Firth F5s through several Disqus trainwrecks before successfully accessing the comments on that last episode of Community

I haven't even seen the trailer for Battleship! The only things contained in my mental Vault of Battleship are the game that it's based on, the cast list (Neeson! Skarsgard! Riggins! FENTY!!!!!), the memory of an article I read where it sounded like they were making up the story as they filmed it (something which…

I jerk off whenever I read about Susan Sarandon's taste in literature. The only thing keeping me from being fired and arrested right now is serious concentration on the fact that she's a partner in a "I'm not running through my trust fund fast enough" ping-pong bar