Foer's Brooklyn Martin Prince douche energy is somehow much less objectionable to me than whatever is going on with Stiller. I feel like being a huge goober has its roots in biology and upbringing but Stiller's brand of douche seems like the kind of thing that you have to cultivate in yourself as a weirdass…

Yeah, they did the Brady Bunch thing with Nancy Drew. It was a cute idea but wasn't very well executed

That trailer is so long and awful and weird that I absolutely love seeing it

I like that Bret from Flight of the Conchords got an Oscar nomination to make up for the time Jemaine got nominated for an Emmy and he didn't. This is an example of a thing that I think about during my life.

I accuse the Bolingbrook IKEA of multiple killer values

2012's most hotly anticipated tasteless .gif

I am a big fan of how Hyden turned into Sandra Rose for a half second with that "51-year-old rapper" line

The rap in "Waterfalls"

Literally everybody at the ticket kiosks around me at the theater over the weekend was going to see Red Tails, there were a couple of 20ish guys who had shown up in Tuskegee Airmen jackets and everything. I went to see Hugo and it was sold out so I went home and watched Russell Brand's Arthur on HBO. Jesus Christ.

I hate that you had to learn about it this way, but you have a boyfriend, the boyfriend has a little brother, the little brother is that goob on the far right, his name is "Noah." Better go make some awkward conversation with him about his stained Dinosaur Jr. t-shirt or some shit.

If memory serves, the pictures in Aaron Carter's CD booklets were pretty much sufficient evidence to put Lou Pearlman in jail for life

Crawl so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

That Aaron Carter album is to Claire's Accessories clearance tables c.2002 what Whipped Cream & Other Delights is to Salvation Army record crates

I like that there's a whole band made up of boyfriends' little brothers

The Coming Out Of Their Shells tour was my first rock concert

Not sure whether I should Like this or refuse to encourage it

It's not that I actually miss the days before registration, it's just weird as someone who was around in those days to see this thread exist without a neckbeard stepping up to tell the world he'd be happy to ride Emmy Rossum's Brown Line

I can't even get mad at this show, mostly I'm just impressed by Chelsea Lately's ability to hold down a job she obviously consistently shows up to drunk or otherwise mentally messy like she's Troubled Teen Violet Crumbles at the movie theater

I am pretty sure that no NBC show that really does sound like a 30 Rock joke is among their lowest-rated programming:
Betty White's Off Their Rockers
Who's Still Standing
Harry's Law
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

I appreciate your honesty. The good news is that the nature of nine-year-olds is such that we could convince him that "Jonathan Gaylord Asswipe" was some Gore Vidal level brilliantly evil shit if we just repeated it often enough