I totally voted for "The Middle." Deeeeeeeeeeallllllllllll wiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttth ittttttttttttttttttttt

I would have been happy to pay a couple bucks for a 45-minute reel of a handsome French guy making a cute dog do tricks so basically I have no idea why they bothered to come up with a very thin plot.

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus , I think Santorum is a true believer while Newt is the kind of guy who got into Catholicism because he wanted to be part of a weird illuminati conspiracy with a lot of cool symbolism behind it and he knew he'd never get that far up the chain at Roc-A-Fella

"Hey guys, first time poster, long time lurker. I'm a billionaire rapper and media mogul with a secret temperature-controlled underground closet full of Weird Al Hawaiian shirts, AMA."

I am sure he'd be as happy as the most deranged Real Housewife of Wherever to hear that you think he's in his 30s

That is definitely the thought that was on everyone's minds and totally not a comment that accidentally opened the curtains to your own for all to see

I am sure he is imagining his Irish meathead hair-trigger propensity for violence towards ethnic minorities saving the day. Gonna be hard to aim for the World Trade Center when you're blind in one eye!

There's only one candidate in the race willing to say that contraception is "not okay." Santorum 2012: Keeping America Cum-Drenched

I wanna see like a West Side Story fight between the Beady Eye roadies who demanded a refund upon finding out this shit was a silent movie and cranky film snobs who maybe demanded a refund after finding out that it really wasn't.

I am pretty sure that at this point Glee has provided me with way more entertainment as a generator of increasingly unbelievable recap/reviews and comments from disgruntled viewers than it ever did when it was kind of cute and entertaining and I actually watched it.

He's been at loose ends since Tarkovsky's death

I would really watch a Lilo vs. Osama film loosely based on this lawsuit, sort of a JCVD with titties, except no I wouldn't because it would almost certainly be the low-budget feature film debut of some rich guy's terrible son who was run out of the porn industry for being too big a skeez. But if the untitled Kathryn…

You guys, I laughed.

I realized after reading this that I am actually wearing an orange shirt right now. It's read a lot of Judith Butler for a sweater though

If proper gender roles as concieved by a fiftysomething male standup in an orange shirt are really the hill you want to die on, I would at least suggest that there are a lot of male comedians who are putting on a persona as calculated, forced, and vulgar as anything some three-headed hybrid strawman creature of the…

Hangin out the passenger's side of your best friend's ride, trying to get me to care about Terriers

I just imagine about a third of the AVC readership reacting to this headline by looking up from their whittling and frowning for maybe 45 seconds

Beyonce married him despite his blatant disrespect for the Independent Women ethos as demonstrated in the remix to One Minute Man

Let's not forget the real tragedy here: Parents were hurt

I feel like articles about Monty Python should be accompanied by pictures of five white guys from my middle school graduating class instead of the dudes in the photo above