wouldn't it be gr8 if the Game Change trailer had been posted right before the one for 30 Rock

How does anyone in this thread function in real life

It will be a golden age until the axing of one of the three shows on NBC anyone ever watches forces the network to go off the air altogether. The network will restructure and resurface as a webzine eight months later but it won't be the same.

Man getting Denise Richards to do that part is kind of like paying the messy kid who's a second-year fourth-grader to eat a booger

Burning out the like button on this one

Replace all 84 reasonable discussions with "More like The Rapist," lock article, bury it underground, instruct high school social studies classes to dig it up 50 years from now as a reminder that this should never happen again

You have to do something to stop Josie and the Pussycats from bombing! That was a smart, funny movie!

People of second-quarter 2000, consider yourselves owned

As a kid I too was way into Sailor Moon and other proto-Tokyopop Mixx Zine shojo manga and meant to cite it in response to Cyrus Clops as the distaff side of the 11-year-old doofus's primal predilection for flashy art and overgrown line work. I always liked cute, tasteful, cartoony Western comics art too but…

Kathryn Hahn is a champ. I have seen her Be Good in many a shitty production.

Rashida Jones looks like she's doing a last-minute lesbian Halloween costume in that movie

As A Bisexual, a phrase with which you never get to begin respectable sentences, Alison Brie is a babeasaurus rex but Jensen Ackles has so much of the obvious stink of a soap actor on him that he's as sexually unattractive as any symmetrically-featured person with a gym membership could ever be

Clueless is awesome even if you're old enough to be like "man, what is this goofball doing with a 16-year-old."

It's gonna be great when Leslie's campaign gets torpedoed by the discovery of her hard-PG Harry Potter slash fic archive

Looking at Tiny Titans I was thinking that when I was a kid the time between "old enough to want to read a superhero comic book" and "old enough to totally resent that (adorable!) art style" probably could have been measured in weeks.

Can't spell katamari without Kat

swag onion

Please post a comprehensive list of all the weird sexual fetishes it is responsible for instilling in you

I learned that life was bullshit at seven when I traced the cover of Beauty and the Beast #1 and it didn't come out looking exactly like the original

I wish the twist ending had been that Lazily Thought Out Pretend Crime Show was Breaking Bad