Some pantswetter in a Smiths t-shirt getting a copy of 1984 from his brother sounds like a good opening scene for a music video

Giraffe butt plug

That kind of shit is so disrespectful to the experiences of adult My Little Pony fans who have lost games on XBox Live

It definitely was, which I would not have had a problem with at all if it had been better-executed. No excuse for a movie like that to get long enough to drag

Yogurt can be very stylish. Fage is like eating an iPod.

I Just Don't Know How You Do It!

I blame Gwyneth

It began when the kid was just a hypothetical scenario!

This is the oversized Stewie t-shirt of comments

Man that thing was an hour and forty minutes and felt like the director's cut of Funny People

Andrew Lloyd Webber and Garry Marshall 4ever, Cake Boss and Werner Herzog never

Another way in which it makes no sense is that Comedy Bang Bang is an awful, awful name

Looking at IFC's lineup of original comedy programming it seems clear that whether or not they cancel that show they will remain the home of the Whitest Kids U Know

This is actually not an off-topic comment because any compassionate person has to hope that girl turns out to be a jolie-laide miracle of gorgeous mom/ass-ugly dad human genetics a la Charlotte Gainsbourg

If you're really a concerned father maybe you should spend a little less time handwringing about all the time Eddie spends with that creepy Urkel kid and a little more time trying to figure out what the hell ever happened to Judy

LiLo, light of my life, fire of my loins

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus , I feel like it's missing something without the illustrations I commissioned for my original draft

Berry Gordy cuts them both off for party rocking too hard and then they just get into misadventures laid out in barely-rewritten 2 Broke Girls spec scripts every week

I think the Fraggle Rock theme song had a lot of interesting things to say about this, really reframed the paradigm for me

Well maybe the movie will revisit the Sin Say Shun Awards