I got excited to mash a shitty memetic joke into the reply box the second I saw the title. In its original form this comment just read DAWES DAWES DAWES DAWES

Man I am pretty happy to have that Wizard of Id pilot in my life now. Why am I thinking that would have been a "good" way to do the Dilbert TV show.

How have there not already been ten end-of-civilization-shitty David Gordon Green movies where Franco teaches Jonah Hill to slay vag

Stephen Baldwin and Sarah Palin in More like 30…OF COCK, coming to Smile of a Child After Dark at 9:30 PM this Pentecost

AV Club Comment Director's Commentary Track: The phrase "70,000-word Word document" reads funny.

Steve Carell is a character actor too! That's nothing against him, but I think it really is just a lucky fluke that he's not perpetually resigned to playing dads and cubicle neighbors in Jason Reitman movies.

I said it as a totally theoretical scenario, but I told you guys Questlove should have saved Lyin' Ass Bitch for Pretty Ricky

@Scrawler, I've decided to take only one person along with me and now you and Todd have to compete to write the best Insp Spa slash fic. Fair warning, Todd already has a 70,000-word Pages document going, and only 40,000 words of it are a tangent about a Costco run he made last week.

"We think Kelsey Grammer would sound really great threatening to 'make it rain on these haters' in a menacing, dramatic purr, and here's why you should too."

I want someone to do a documentary about the special Bespoke Clothier for Fatheaded Gentlemen that all Irishmen have to buy their shirts from after they turn 50

I wish that Community would get cancelled in this reality and renewed in a splinter reality where none of its internerd fans can enjoy it EXCEPT FOR ME. Maybe me and Todd VDW and Scrawler and, as a charitable gesture, one randomly-selected author of Inspector Spacetime slash fic.

No Armond, but Scary Movie is way funnier than Todd Margaret.

Is there a competition in the office to see who can make a post that actually generates zero reasonable discussions?

That episode was like the two biggest charismatic ladykiller narcissists in your freshman video production class hanging out with each other for the first time, but I liked it too

I'm pretty sure Cera is older than Stone and I know that Eisenberg definitely is, but I guess real life 22 is Hollywood Rough 37

I will thank you to leave vaginae out of this shit

Personally speaking I've come to punctuate every detail of my mundane life with a rewritten couplet from "People in Paris." Like right now I'm on probation from work for two weeks because I was reading What's On Tonight in a meeting the other day and couldn't stop myself from loudly busting out with "Todd VanD ain't…

She would probably bug the shit out of me if not for the fact that Rolling in the Deep rules and she seems delightful on talk shows. As it stands I wish her all the schlumpy cable-knit sweater money in all the world.

Watch the Throne does basically suck but I'd pick Gotta Have It over Fellas in Paris as THE ONLY GOOD SONG. I like a couple more beyond that, anyway.

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