pfft, Wonder Woman is a virgin like the #1 ladykiller in the fourth-year class at Smith College is a virgin

And that third comment will read "Let me be the FIRST to occupy this comment section in the name of Greendale Community College"

I guess Kim Jong Il was kind of a pop culture icon. I'd expect the Newswire to mention it if Aquaman died

I will accept it from other people's weird dads. It's not like I like it then either but it is just a facet of life you have to accept to get through things

Paulophobia is only a really common affliction among certain demographics

Goddamn he is Lansburying hard in that picture

Churchy black moms feel the same way about Dawes

I'm pretty sure Heaven's Gate started out as a Soap discussion circle and APA magazine and things just got weirder and weirder after it went off the air. All I ask is that you watch out for yourself.

oh my god, the last comment on the most recent Community review is from 42 minutes ago

Oh shit, haha. Then I can dig it.

Whatever dude, I am not responsible for your involuntary 12-hour erection

totally true - at the time it aired I thought the era that kicked up all the nostalgia this episode wallowed in was hot garbage, but that's because I had just turned 15

Oh man, Douchebags of Grindnrd is now my favorite website that exists only in my imagination. No fats, fems, or weeaboos.

I'd like to see Schroeder bust a move in four-inch heels the way Wiig did. What a pro

Much like its host, it was trying really hard and endearing in a way that might be more likely to appeal to 13-year-old girls than 27-year-old comedy nerds. But I don't think that's really a bad thing

Kattan was hugging him on the ice rink which is either evidence that ice-skating Santa Jesus heals all wounds or a great passive-aggro maneuver on Corky Romano's part

Yes, really, although the Will Ferrell cameo is the best example of an unexpected delight in the middle of a POS that I can think of right now and Kathryn Hahn is a total champ

I seriously dunno whether I found this entertaining or totally grotesque

If David Duke went to see Landmark Theaters blockbusters I think even he would have to admit that old people are the single worst menace facing this kind of film

I try to reserve the vocabulary of queeny old-timey British boarding school headmasters only for stuff that really deserves it but I almost described The Goods as "vile" myself - there's nothing easier to hate than a totally mean-spirited piece of art (yeah, yeah, I know) that just fucking sucks. Although, God help…