Yeah there's a whole Cracked article about how every classic sitcom ensemble can be categorized according to Franklin's Law.

The Goods is unbelievably bad

I think Hannah Montana has been off the air for over a year

I sort of skimmed this article thinking "some of these titles sound familiar but it's kind of weird how I totally missed this guy's place in pop culture" and then I read this comment (and @Scrawler2:disqus 's, OH MY GOD) & plotzed hard

I know two people who pronounce it that way! Maybe they are the only two people on earth who do it and Marc knows one of them too

I love him but he should have been forced to pay some kind of a fine for E.T.

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I will let him sleep on a cot in my living room with a quiet recording of Ricky Gervais' laugh playing 17 hours a day until one of us dies if it means Piers Morgan gets deported

It's A Boring Life, If You Don't Do Shit but Draw & Collect Old-Timey Stuff

I also refer to the demon living in my brain which compelled me to pay to see Get Him to the Greek as "my wife"

someone missed the webisodes!

Check out the screenplay category. Obviously the influential internet nerd Community lobby has been heard.

This is a weird thought but I feel like Statham and Sarah Palin would make a good bickering odd couple pair of action movie leads. Like, the Crank guys should remake Ecks vs. Sever with them. Please note that I have no idea what happens in Ecks vs. Sever.

Yet again the clueless suits in Hollyweird ignore the massive unserved demographic that yearns for a good old-fashioned sci-fi scatfest with a lil side dish of Maxim pinup

That seems out of step with your delicate aesthetic sensibilities, @avclub-523a9ae9c20387fe0507793338aa7593:disqus

Every minute that Brittany the Chipette and David Gordon Green aren't working together again is a minute wasted

The AV Club is a support group and reunion society for the 30 people who have seen that episode of Just Shoot Me

Wikipedia makes it sound like Jason Lee is the only other human in this movie, but maybe it'll come out that the girl-Simon Chipette told him Todd Margaret needed work at the wrap party

Wendie Malick is mad underrated. This has been the part of my day where I type the phrase "Wendie Malick is mad underrated" and post it to the Internet.