It is a law of nature that every successful superhero comics creator ever, no matter how snarly they may seem, is pretty much just a dork in a fedora. If you are a successful indie comics creator you are allowed to apply for a card which permits you to be a dork in a sweater.

Comedy Central, every Sunday night, the entire length of my adolescence

If this unsettles you, you might be too sensitive for the Internet.

An accurate read on how many times I have sung this to myself over the years would probably depress me more than a look at my lifetime total of AV Club comments

Marty isn't the richest and most wonderful cartoon fat kid of all time but that's because most real life people are less interesting than Bobby Hill.

That sketch isn't really "funny" but I always like the music, basically everyone involved looks cute in character, and haha The Red Balloon. I approve of it and would write it a letter of recommendation anytime!!

The Carlton hat trick

NEVER FORGET

God help me but I am laughing my ass off at this

I'm pretty sure he is. Live the dream.

Only if a Jill Sandler-type gimmick shows up to pose as his sister in the comments

That's like seeing the paycheck someone got for doing a trashy Maxim spread and going straight to signing on for 2 Girls 1 Cup

When you are Armond White and you put the finishing touches on a review like this is it even possible to keep yourself from doing a happy little celebratory dance in your desk chair when you're done? If not for the death of print this dude would have the single most fun job in America

Don't waste your sad emoticons on a dude who did Gigli

Louis CK seems like a pretty good dad but professional standup comedians as ersatz uncles might be a dealbreaker. In a world where I, as an adult, fantasize about TV wiping my ass and changing my diapers

I wonder if he ever secretly feels kind of jealous and insecure about how few times a picture of him perusing a coffee table book about big asses has been used as the illustration for an AV Club Newswire item

I could MAYBE see him taking a spin through BR if for no other reason than to be informed in his snide remarks about the disappointing Mad Men collection, but yes, there is clearly no way Jeff fucks with the Gap.

I don't get anyone who watches Community for character development or thinks it's ever achieved poignancy*

I like her in the same way as I like certain of my friends: we have completely different interests and lifestyles and Thoughts About Things but I love them because they're funny; when I'm bored I read their shoe blogs and when I'm in a good mood I like them. Think I'll wait for the library audiobook or unrequested…

A particularly egregious example of this trend was that halfbaked shitshow by comic nymphette David Cross