I am so happy that you guys got the Yvette Nicole Brown/Gerard Butler billing order right

Man forget six years in the future, Cam and Mitchell are really dated stock characters right now. Do they not have any gay writers or did they import the ones they have from 1994?

Maya Rudolph's character isn't Oprah, she's Tyra

I know that having a prewritten Dawes retrospective in the can would be as depressing as deciding ahead of time who's gonna take Grandma's cats when she goes, but it's the responsible thing to do

Your waffle fries probably personally funded a top secret Southern Baptist conspiracy to sweep homosexualists out of that last great American institution, adult alternative radio

You'd never guess that they had to edit all those references to meat dresses, cross-shaped pasties, and boots with lucite penises for heels out of that Pamela speech

Sittin' on a cock 'cause I forgot to say 'no homo'

Oh man, I'd watch the shit out of Braniff too. I guess Pan Am has a line of logo handbags to sell, but that seems like the obvious choice for an inexplicably plane-centric nice-looking Mad Men knockoff

Not everybody reads the novels, you dicklord

Would watch. I already assume that graphic novel video game on the AMC website is just a Dragon's Lair type thing strung together from old scripts from the Dennis the Menace Saturday morning cartoon rewritten to be about Jesse and Mike

I'm developing an FX dramedy based on the 'Amantine' character as a vehicle for Turtle from Entourage, who wants a link to my Kickstarter page?

Kindler is a 'people who like comedy so much that they lose touch with reality' thing. "Snobby, bitchy, stale" is right.

The only thing that picture is presenting is a gang of girlfriends just hanging out and having fun. You're the one who had to read failed sexual potential into it.

It's weird because I think "Sure she's a bitch, but come on. Look at the guy!" is a state of affairs that is pooping all over the state of the studio romantic comedy, but it totally works for me as a state of affairs during the end credits of a semi-indie drama

If they had this in 1997 every single AV Club registered user would have been a local news horror story: LOCAL HUSKY CHILD FOUND DEAD OF STARVATION/FAST-ACTING INFECTION/VICIOUS BEDSORES IN FRONT OF ENDLESS SIMPSONS MARATHON

With Restless, Van Sant has been tasked with a script about cancer in the Harold and Maude mode

James Spader was at peak Spaderosity in Pretty in Pink. So long as Molly Ringwald was gonna betray her hardscrabble working-class North Shore roots (???) with a cute rich boy, she should have gone for the prime cut

When you smear the inner walls of an Elmo hand puppet with Target store brand petroleum jelly and use it as a Fleshlight

The reason we've never had a female President is that Tracy Jordan's porno video game from 30 Rock isn't a real thing. Young girls don't understand their own inner strength and that is a tragedy.

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