I've seen Mariah Carey's episode of Cribs and visited the lobby of Trump Tower but nothing has ever made me think "this person has absolutely no taste" the way Watchmen did

Broseanne

So you decided to vent about it on a website where the first line from a song off of Songs in the Key of Springfield might as well be a bucket of chum

They should harness the power of masturbatory mid-90s nostalgia for good and do an adult Big Help-A-Thon

Tyler Perry's Daddy Do You Love Me?

I would happily watch a full season of a multi-camera sitcom based on this comment  over one episode of a show from The Guys Who Brought You Secret Girlfriend

If your browser window is the right width there are just a couple of tendrils of Whitney's hair poking into the left margin to taunt you

I hate all the choices I've made in my life that have contributed to the Major-General's Song parody from Studio 60 being stuck in my head right now

Imagine how many sexy heavy-lidded lady torch singers with body-to-head mass ratios completely different from Loretta's they would have run into in that line of work

Oh that's pathetic. I wonder if it gets carried in grocery stores. Are any comics sold at grocery stores anymore?

It's time to cast aside political correctness and sensitivity and cop to the fact that all ancient, WASP-y Yalies look alike

I feel like I am constantly in danger of falling back into obsessively following superhero comics, and the DC characters are my favorites, but getting Dan Jurgens to write humor tells me all I need to know about this shit

Every comments section is a tiny Internet AEPi beer pong mixer

Archie's hot twink friend is a great example of the cool things they can do in comics because nobody's really paying attention

Batgirl looks really thrilled that the manicurist got the little rhinestoned Mets logos on her nails just right

What the hell kind of brokeass little girl likes Spaceballs for the fairytale love story??

Please let Billy Corgan drop by to nominate that shit from A Very Special Christmas 3

Yes, I know Zooey Deschanel is one dame who could get a paddlin' from you any day. Everyone knows that.

I'm kind of surprised that she didn't go with a tiny Santa-hat fascinator instead of the full-size model

Aaron Sorkin is the exact amount of famous where if they trend on Twitter I assume they just died in a plane crash