There was a time where an unregistered Jay Sherman gimmick poster could have answered this for you.

Joann Sfar is such a great, delightful, charming, etc. etc. etc. cartoonist, something about his stuff touches my corny, boring adult brain in the same way as Bill Watterson's drawings of dinosaurs did when I was a little kid. I don't like Gainsbourg nearly enough to go see a C+ biopic about him, and yet!!!

I don't think I've ever had a problem handling anything the past decade's wave of Social Awkwardness Comedy had to throw at me, but I actually hid my face in my hands when Wayne went for his guitar on the VMAs

Oh my God, that headline. Internet comedy activists should change their favorite tired running joke to "Does anyone know what the deal is with the rumor that ______ killed a puppy and HUNDREDS of chickens in 1990"

I don't disagree with this but there's a whole two-page article that goes along with the pick so I think it's still interesting to read.

Your mom and the guy from Wavves make a great couple. Are they gonna let you be the ring bearer?

What an awesome throwback to a freer time, before worldwide sexual culture was fucked up forever by the myth of AIDS

The Bait Bus isn't really a "game show"

It's like one of those smart spambot comments with creepiness instead of great deals on sneakers

For some reason Drake emerging from the shadows to introduce Lil Wayne was the biggest laugh of the show for me. By "for some reason" I mean "because he looks like a Sim."

He may not have won a VMA tonight but I think maybe he snatched the Pop Music's Worst Nirvana Tribute award from Fred Durst's chest tattoo

Beady-eyed features; would not mate

I would love nothing more than for next year's Oscar broadcast to have no other choice than to feature James Franco more frequently than last year's did, but there will be a whole shitload of awards bait unleashed during the last two months of the year. Say hello to Diablo Cody's second Oscar nomination!!

Just look at that sharp chin. He is way below my standard.

What are the chances that the Chinese Ministry of Culture's website has comments enabled

It still wasn't worth having to see That Poster (http://www.shockya.com/news… all over train stations and bus shelters for months

Sara is a 57-year-old man with Stevie Nicks' autograph tattooed over his heart

I'm pretty happy about the first Google result for 'Unicorn Club.' Of course it's in Indianapolis.

I am looking at the SVH Wikipedia page right now and I had no idea how deep the shit went, it's more complicated than X-Men continuity. It turns out that every SVH book I ever owned was actually just part of a middle-school spinoff line that produced about 130 books. This middle-school spinoff had its own…

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