That's short hair? I always figured you for being the terror of some Japanese middle school staffed by JET rejects, not an American polygamist cult compound

John Krasinski has the screen presence of a giant pile of scalloped potatoes but I love Paul Rudd as the secretary

Having a big fucking handsome head and a lil tiny body is a key element in the making of any film/TV star. Why, just look at Paul Rudd - like, actually look at the three pictures of him that appear on the page that you're looking at.

I can't believe that No Strings Attached and The Marshall Mathers LP were so long ago that an aspie on the internet could make the argument for them not being released in the 21st century. I wish I was dead and soon enough I will be.

She's really cute but I kind of have a thing for her bug-eyed, sickly-looking husband/fiance? from the show. Also I hate that I have these opinions despite the fact that I've never watched a fucking episode of the current series of this nerdy shit.

In other words: AV Club commenter murder-and-skin candidate #1

This is my open offer to the Lifetime Network to produce 10 15-minute Adult Swim-style episodes of a Mary Worth Flash cartoon in exchange for 400 bucks and a Chipotle gift card

Everything Missoni has ever done looks like the product of evil nanobots designed to remake the world in the image of an ass-ugly top I bought from County Seat in 1996

I can't believe Amelie tried to float a casual Target GO International reference past this crowd, but the short answer is yes.

Aren't they supposed to conduct a reverse ID check before they serve that to people?

But Wanda is a lesbian too. Which reminds me - evidence submitted for the approval of DanielKurland:

It would be pretty amazing to retroactively link every AVC commenter's weirdest, meanest, most-overinvested-in-a-single-camera-sitcom posts to whatever shitty picture of their fat balding corduroy blazer-wearing ass they use as their Facebook profile shot My own included

I was gonna say, it was weird to read that post from Friday and see eight pages of people losing their shit over the loss of a commenting environment that is pretty much 4chan for Alternadads

I can't believe they're tying something that Grinnell College students liked in the 90s and '00s with something that Grinnell College students like in the '10s like that

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You know who should play siblings? Random Roles interviewee Parker Posey and Our Idiot Brother supporting cast member Elizabeth Banks. Or they could remake 48 Hours to heal the rift between pretty white blondes nad pretty white brunettes

Did you stop to remind yourself that he looks like a mangy four-year-old gerbil who stepped on an enchanted coin that turned him into a human?

I was absolutely transfixed by Rosie's weird neck in, I think, her last scene. But I totally bought an attractive middle-aged New York bisexual who attends gallery openings being into her

he could have a 10-minute segment tacked onto the end of each episode like US Acres on Garfield

Yeah, I wasn't that into the segment but that actress was killing me.

Were they friends in high school?? Don't you think Louis CK probably has more than one friend, some of whom aren't even marginally famous?