I decided the fart pillow was Marc Maron

If Conan got shitty ratings while doing a totally batshit insane 1993-style show I would Defend Him On The Internet with the force and intensity of 500 neckbearded Reddit posters.

I'M WITH LOLO

I sympathize probably way too much with fans/creators of shitty old TV shows that get turned into smirky shitty poor man's Brady Buch Movie comedies, but Matt Leblanc's Lost in Space was exactly what I thought of when I saw people's suggestions for ways they could have turned a creepy cheesefest TV show into a…

God no

Questlove said the same thing
I know that Kanye is a creepy obsessive fanboy of all parties concerned but I bet he's sticking pins into a voodoo doll made out of some hideous House of Dereon garment all the same

Talk about burying the lede
I think that for the average AV Club reader the most important detail of this story is that Sugarland and Lady Antebellum are in fact two separate bands and not one supergroup that has been olaying the same song at the Grammys ceremony for the past five years

Haha.

The most important thing in that notebook is his DRAWING OF A RECUMBENT BICYCLE GODDAMN GALE

I heard so much good stuff about this dude and then I saw his Comedy Central special which was awful, so it's good to hear that it wasn't representative of his best stuff. I don't think you should award a handjob to every slovenly dickhead who ever went to a show at the Empty Bottle by calling him an "intellectual…

Yeah, I actually listened to this at work yesterday afternoon and I take it back: it is totally bizarre to keep mispronouncing it over the course of an interview like that. Dave Holmes has a lifetime pass from me for being the Best VJ Ever but I can only assume that was some kind of misjudged crazypants face-saving…

I don't really blame him because that's the kind of thing I've read in music magazines and on the Internet ten million times and spoken aloud maybe four times

Oh my God, the one where he's cuddling the violin. It's like Tiger Beat!

RIP Aziz Ansari's thug status

Are you guys
just going to keep using production stills featuring that handsome young street violinist for the rest of the season

Haha yes the Getty Images watermark!! So good

Those long, jazzy interludes! Those acerbic lyrics!
This is you at 12?? What if Martin Prince knew who Robert Christgau was

It's really weird for an adult to care this much about Rebecca Black unless you're one of her parents or that rapper guy in the car

Yeah, this is a good feud. They deserve each other and I only mostly mean that as an insult

No, don't insert that