CBS sitcoms are frequently really weird, bleak and depressing
While you were patting yourself on the back for parking yourself in front of the televised Princeton Rub of a Parks and Rec or Community, your parents were busy watching tivoed episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond that were bleaker than whatever shit Lars…

I seriously knew of Tig as the target of an incredibly prolific weirdass internet stalker before I knew she was a comedian. Probably that's what Dan Harmon does with his summers.

Like all right-thinking people and cosmic deities, God loved The Last Song for the way it further entrenched the celebrity of a rebellious Disney kid who loves The Homosexuals and has the voice of a grand old chainsmoking whore in the culture of churchy America and threw some work to Greg Kinnear, who God thought was…

Has this website ever held an intervention for a gimmick

I wish there was some kind of super-girly shut-in internet subculture
that could get REALLY REALLY REALLY into this shit the same way that unemployed Reddit posters have adopted My Little Pony. But I think terminally unemployed, unwashed female internet addicts split their time between beard growth, masturbation, and…

Let's be honest, having sex with women is pretty much like getting a full-back tattoo tribute to the part in the series finale of Sex and the City where they reveal Mr. Big's name

For fuck's sake, Tang was the official drink of NASA, not the Soviet space program!! Fuck a "cosmonaut," I just renamed the cocktail that fueled all your junior year same-sex experimentation the "Buzz Aldrin"

Even before I got to the powdered-Gatorade description I was thinking that straight Dude sounds basically like vodka with a packet of Crystal Light dumped into it, which is the original high-class Skinnygirl cocktail

Future microtargeted pandering gimmick moves from Community s3:
Giancarlo Esposito guest appearance
Scott Pilgrim tribute episode
Jerry from Parks and Rec guest appearance
Childrens Hospital tribute episode
Zack Whedon guest appearance
AV Club 'Ghostbusters' review section tribute episode

Martin Starr, Flashy Sweeps Week Gimmick is like a half step up from if they did TV promos for Alan Sepinwall's cameo appearance

It's kind of weird how much he looks exactly like a grown up version of someone who was on the Mickey Mouse Club in 1994 while still being SUPER DREAMY

PS: In the Lifetime dramatization of the above scenario, I would request that the character of "internet pop culture website user whose avatar is a crude drawing of a guy sucking dick" be portrayed by either the fat white girl from Glee or a CGI character created by that Brazilian Pixar knockoff factory

Haha what if you were married to a guy who posted about "the fat bitch from Precious" under internet pop culture website username "Baby Wants To Fuck." Lifetime makes those over-the-top Cyber Seduction movies because they don't want to dig into the real horror of the internet

I mean, it probably helps to know that he turned out to be such a Good Samaritan to the transgender community

I wanted that rumor about Eddie Murphy playing the Riddler in the third Nolan Batman movie to be true so badly. He's is capable of being so funny, charismatic, and compelling that I laugh despite myself when I catch Delirious at 2 AM on Comedy Central and he gets into the homophobic bits that people would have found…

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He is incredibly young-looking for a nearly-50-year-old Englishman. I'd buy that as a picture of the AV Club's newest unpaid intern straight outta Grinnell College

"nearly 10 years after the album's release, Marina City is still called "the Wilco towers" by fans" is probably the most innocuous string of Words On The Internet to make me want to die in a pretty long time

Real life Wall-E is nothing compared to real life Russell from Up
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Real life Wall-E is nothing compared to real life Russell from Up
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