avclub-fc0917d88195961172274194b3525c14--disqus
Violet Crumbles
avclub-fc0917d88195961172274194b3525c14--disqus

Haha, God, the idea of there needing to be a stricter vetting process for Rock Heaven t-shirts sold at Spencer Gifts. Everyone on earth sucks besides me!!

grown men arguing over whether The Wire or Breaking Bad is The #1 Best TV Show Of All Time E V E R
what a good example of a dumbass fucking waste of internet space that we could have been using for fanart of Blastoise having pee sex with Wartortle

You could tell he was getting kind of good-looking around the fifth movie, I didn't know about the fat suit either and I just assumed his teeth were a before-and-after case study that could replace the marbled endpages of the Big Book of British Teeth. Now that he's grown up to look like Clive Owen's goony little

They should have these in Serious Ass Tasteful Indie Comics For Serious Ass Grown Men Who ID With Charlie Brown
I think Chester Brown and Joe Matt are Seth's Mxy and Bat-Mite. Then again maybe they're just two normal rational regular guys on the hunt for efficient ways to satisfy their sex drives who are regularly

ahh I was just making a dumb joke about Pierce's Stan stanning

Are you guys offering any kind of a bounty to people who can prove that Leonard Pierce is trolling comments sections?

I can't believe there was never a Fueled By Ramen band named Kit Cloudkicker

lol
Please let him be played by Special Guest Star JCVD

I mean, it's okay!!

I can definitely admit that it's a really "terrible Internet person with a Ghostbusters tattoo" reading of what you wrote, but man, I think it's pretty rare to find an artist that seriously, actually passes a "one-album test" in a way that is really exciting as opposed to respectably supercompetent

I loved that bitch with the hair that covered the disfigured side of her face! To think that while Ted Turner was busy pricing stuffed buffalo, his army of underpaid Korean animators was breathing life into a doper right-wing antiheroine than Sarah Palin and Wendi Deng put together

If some record store clerk told me Candy Apple Grey was "absolutely stellar" and I bought it for full MSRP based on his rec I would look up his address and fedex him a bubble mailer full of my own shit

Haha, "rubrick," Jesus Christ. I hate you Steven Hyden!!!

This is the XRTiest critical rubrick ever
Who would ever want to watch 87 seasons of ER over one of Freaks and Geeks?? I hate you Steven Hyden!!

"Brief Interviews with 97-Year-Old Men" needs to be a regular AVC feature. Every time he gave a terse, uncooperative answer I imagined my grandpa with nearly two more decades of crankiness on him and cracked up

Does Borders even shelve Batman and Maus any farther apart than two sides of the same bookshelf?? She probably meant that the TPBs were in one place and the spinning rack of current issues in the periodicals section was in another, you fukkin goob

He kind of looks like he could be Lizzy Caplan's 79-year-old tough spinster great-aunt

I can't remember
whether somebody on here actually once posted about their Alison Brie-as-Squirrel Girl fantasies or if that just really seems like something an AV Club poster would do

How many more seasons are left? Killing off Walt Jr. would be some serious ass escalation