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Today in "when outwardly genteel, sensitive men accidentally reveal the masturbatory fantasies they thought about so hard that they began to believe they were real

If only
Ray Romano and Andre Braugher had thought to do a spread like this in More magazine

TT, I can't tell whether or not that's a joke. I know there must have been some goofy focus-grouped reason for them to change the title but they could have found an alternative that didn't result in a ridiculous action movie that sounds like it's a sequel to Larry Crowne

They're leaving at the end of this season and won't appear in the fourth

is this an out-of-context Drake lyric?

That Todd Hanson interview was very hard to listen to. I am only a sporadic listener of WTF and podcasts in general so maybe stuff like this happens all the time in the untamed wild west of comedy interview podcasts but I felt like I was intruding on something listening to him talk about his cats.

Adam Corolla, complaining about the same shit and using the same strawman arguments as your cousin's slightly racist husband does when he gets overserved at Thanksgiving?!? Well I never!

I heard "Friday" so many times that I pretty much like it now. "Kickin' in the FRONT seat, sittin' in the BACK seat" is a total fuck yeah musical moment

up to some paradise
where the trout streams flow and the air is nice

This is the best juvenile nostalgia trip.

I put a lot of effort into thinking of Some Nerd Shit that would be exactly as obvious to a certain demographic as the fact that the fat Italian guy from NSync likes Italian food would be to another. How dare you.

I think there might have been a normal-looking person in Taproot.

Today in Bad Life Choices: I've been thinking about this off and on since I read Japan's Asian Girls Be Lovin' Linkin Park post - is Mike Shinoda nu-metal's #1 dreamiest frontman? Man that is a genre perpetuated exclusively by Morlocks.

There's an "I enjoy this very popular thing"/"I am obsessed with this very popular thing in a geeky, uncool way" divide when it comes to Pop Star Appreciation, too, which I think begins earlier than you are perhaps guessing. Like, in fifth grade everybody buys Tiger Beat but a 15-year-old who knows what Joey Fatone's

Are there actual adult Bieber weirdos? I don't think anyone would argue that's creepy, but I think he was being used as a jump-off to talk about the NKOTBSB hordes.

I swear to God, the one Koski article that doesn't have 300 reasonable discussions started by Ghostbusters avengers

I loved Billy Corgan when I was 14 and now I love the Billy Corgan gimmick

Prepare to catch hell
From people who are really attached to their favorite movie from when they were 11

The matching blotches of blush on both sets of that watery-eyed old-timey cartoon schoolboy's cheeks are so much more vulgar than a little crudely-rendered ball hair.