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Chevy Chase's standard comic persona is a totally loathsome 70s-80s throwback which is awesome to see subverted on Community and which I often enjoy despite myself watching his old shit. If they made Fletch (the original movie, not this remake) today, I think it would seem appallingly lazy and self-indulgent, but it

Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White doesn't work
but Lindsay Lohan as Margaret White has potential

He's 37 playing at 24. If you're not going to change up your indie-boy ironic indigo child schtick to reflect the fact that You Are Old Enough To Be The President of the United States, at least grow a beard or something.

He is so fucking funny. Even in "The Goods: Live Hard Sell Hard" he was funny, and nobody was funny in "The Goods: Live Hard Sell Hard." Unfortunately I think he's also a recreational meth user?

Yeah, isn't it interesting how one of the most obvious targets of Gervais' self-congratulatory zingers re: catchphrase comedy could soon become the #1 hamster on the wheel that keeps him in high-threadcount tight black tee-shirts? Obviously I use "interesting" in a pretty loose sense of the word here

Or maybe even an unreleased New Order track dating back to a point before the second Bush administration

I have some lingering affection from when he'd be on Conan three times a month, but I kind of can't believe anyone doesn't just skip right to the interview

Grown Ups is OBVIOUSLY a Dennis Dugan joint with no links to Apatow. If Chris Farley were still alive it might have been an equally but differently shitty 2hr 30min Apatow bid for a wildcard Best Original Screenplay Oscar

Kevin James is really not a bad comic actor at all. He is a better replacement Chris Farley than Kevin Farley is, which is too bad for Kevin Farley.

I wrote a long incoherent comment on the Chester Brown interview that I decided against posting in favor of coming over here and pointing out that Taboo is CLEARLY the main Other Guy

Hahaha the Dennis Rodman book was totally like that

Haha
You compared something internet nerds love unconditionally to something their moms like

Thank you for your speedy and honest reply. Give this fake-sounding-name-having motherfucker a raise

The Parks and Rec review
Maybe if I wish hard enough…

Myles can you please descend into the comments section to clarify whether you wanted us to track down Little Mosque on the Prairie itself or your MA thesis. I thought I had it figured out but now I'm questioning myself again

Oh man, definitely

"Andy Dick has three fuckin kids" —-> "kind of reminiscent of the troubled parent-child dynamic between Max Goof and his extremely goofy father Goofy on Goof Troop"* —-> "what if Andy Dick and one of his three long-suffering kids did a remake of 1995's A Goofy Movie, or like a reality show called The Real Life Goof

oh pointy dick
oh pointy pointy
anoint my Marie Callender's dinner entree
anointy nointy

Max and Goofy return to Roxanne's house in their car. Max tells the truth to Roxanne but she accepts it and admits she always had feelings for him ever since he first said "Ahyuck". Goofy is blown upward by his exploding car, but safely falls through the porch roof of Roxanne's house, and is introduced to her by Max.

Andy Dick is only about as responsible for Phil Hartman's death as this comments section is for making me look up the plot of A Goofy Movie on Wikipedia. Which is still pretty bad, but I do think it's a little bit of an overstated meme