I am actually a Will Ferrell in 2011 booster, but I like him in genuinely subversive cinematic gems such as Step Brothers, not Tributosaurus Becomes…Charlie Kaufman horsepockey like Stranger Than Fiction

"the body of work"
lol

When my dad was 44 years old, he had a family, a Master's degree in a hard science, a large collection of sensible polo shirts, and a full head of hair. Shame about his kids, though.

"Teargarden by Kaleidoscope"
This guy is 44 years old

Wasn't Scott supposed to do a Hollywood Squares revival that never happened? I realize that this is kind of beneath his station, but it beats doing a cameo in Another Gay Fourquel alongside Chris Crocker and a porn star with one arm

He looked like a fifteen-year-old for years, people like that always age from tenth grade to "sixty years old and half dog" overnight at some point. Keep an eye on Andy Samberg, his day is coming.

BedRock is the dumbest song ever released by anybody
I say this as a Tik Tok booster

I stand behind everything I said. There's got to be some dude on this site who only watches "Colin Hanks starring vehicle"-level Hollywood entertainment who will back me up on this shit.

"bad bitch" is a compliment

because Maya Rudolph would be left with three fatherless kids

I kind of can't believe that The Good Guys was a different show from that one with Jerry O'Connell and Jim Belushi, which was itself a different show from that TBS/TNT? thing that is exactly like that thing with Jerry O'Connell and Jim Belushi, but at least Colin Hanks is acquitting himself (much like those guys on…

Straight Girls Talkin' 'Bout Sketch Comedy

Megan Ellison
what a bad fucking bitch! Paris Hilton, email me for information on how you can transition from irrelevant bleach-blonde symbol of Bush-era excess and vapidity to wonk-eyed faux-attainable indie boy sex symbol!!

Kid Rock is in the canon of people I goof on for not having been RELEVANT since 1999 only to be told by my effete-urbanite-pretending-at-heartlandism Republican mama that they are pretty much the fifth face on Mount Rushmore

I'm not a person so much as I am a collection of choices

Warren Oates rolling up on a Lady Gaga HBO special review to talk about the Replacements is Peak AV Club. It should just be the permanent "we read what you wrote there" pull quote until the end of time.

Maggie G and Peter SARS Guard are the most attractive Hollywood couple who basically look like regular boring people who probably buy their kids Ugly Dolls

William Safire Orders Two iPods Touch

this comment is one of the most disappointing thirdie attempts of all time imo

when the going gets tough
the fragile yet powerfully iconic get their asses to Cedar Point