Maybe there's a subplot about Lana Lang falling victim to Smallville's meth crisis

for me to poop on.

Rococo is a pretty good song

what did you expect from someting called "MirrorMask." it sounds like the second studio album from your friend's dad who does tech support by day and practices Wicca by night

is their regular hangout
a Johnny Rocket's?

The AVC should totally start accepting obituary submissions from the general public, it'll always haunt me that I never got to read whether or not some guy with a Futurama tattoo thought my Nana was fuckable in a girl-next-door kind of way

It totally looks like a service that helps you find apartments within walking distance of Chipotles

Is it possible for a woman to attain that kind of grizzled badass living legend status, though. Like, is Kathleen Turner's fucked up-looking ass just one Aronofsky movie away from being able to tell everyone to eat her fuc? Do I care enough to argue this point beyond some light trolling? Probably not

There were Comic Sans subtitles at one point during Speed Racer, which is the apex of American cinema, but this is also a film which features an annoying child actor playing air guitar with a monkey dressed like a person while riding a Segway, so you just kind of have to roll with it

Remember when the Cold Mountain soundtrack
was supposed to be the O Brother Where Art Thou-style soundtrack that brought shape note/sacred harp music to the masses?? I do!! I lived through a Rolling Stone subscription in the calendar year 2003!! Choke on that shit!!!

I was about to say, if Megan Fox did this people would be treating her like a blow-up doll haunted by the undead ghost of Heigl. Having said that, I don't think I can make myself care that much either way

man, Comic Sans opening credits
the only other theatrically-released film I've ever seen that in is The Brothers Solomon. Who says Windows Movie Maker 1.1 isn't a professional video editing program?

Rob Reiner and Albert Brooks
I used to confuse them as a kid and I only just now realized that they never did a TV show together or anything, I was just also confusing them with Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks (no relation)

Holy shit, The Norm Show ran three seasons!! I remembered it being about 12 episodes hidden away in disparate dusty corners of the network tv schedule during my freshman year of high school

I totally agree that Rock is always Trying To Do Something even though his movies inevitably turn out half-baked. I find that very endearing

oh my god, that's totally true about my Rosey/Rosie confusion. holy shit!

I think I misremembered Little Rosie as being about little Rosie O'Donnell, even though I watched it as a kid. God, I definitely watched that special, too

it's kind of weird how you maybe think you wrote something besides "I AM A HUGE INTERNET PEDOPHILE" here

Give Jemaine a bit part in Tintin
And I will reactivate my high school Livejournal just to write hella Knuckles Chaotix crossover diaper play slash fanfic

"not sure if serious"