they totally share brow stencils

He looks like Sam the Eagle's no-good AEPi sophomore nephew

A Film by David Schwimmer at 11

they've all diverted their political energies to getting Rabin fired for shitting out boring Simpsons recaps

I am thinking C) because all are sexually repulsive but Mike seems the least likely to have been kind of responsible for the death or sexual assault of a high-class call girl

How did you get access to my Law and Order: LA spec script?

In the battle of That New White Guy vs. That Other New White Guy I will always be Team Paul Brittain because he's cuter and you can smell the MadTV wafting off Taran Killiam, but I agree there is no way he's back next season.

I don't understand how you could think this much about SNL and get the impression that Lorne Michaels is not particularly attached to Kristen Wiig

The thing about Control is that it includes directorial flourishes such as "Love Will Tear Us Apart" being used to soundtrack a montage of a couple being torn apart, but "Atmosphere" over the closing scenes really is wicked bitchin'

Did you at least get to go to the Incredibles premiere party?

Interpol is totally a boy band. The old man drummer is their Chris Kirkpatrick

He was in the Backstreet Boys

Truthfully I think the Strokes are one more highly-anticipated "there are a couple of listenable songs, it just takes a few listens for them to reveal themselves!" record away from teaming up with the surviving members of 2+Gether

Awesome
I can't wait for two more iconic boy bands of my youth to fill the void left by the departure of a key member & the passage of time by joining forces for *NSYNCTERPOL

NBC turned into a hardcore pornography channel so gradually that etc. etc.

Yeah, like they're going to hand leading-man roles to the star of 'Let's Go To Prison' and 'Running Wilde.' COME ON!

Yeah but it's a Stan Lee co-production! Then again that didn't stop white supremacists from throwing a hissy fit over Idris Elba corrupting a sacred Nordic myth that also includes Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham

I also haven't seen it probably since hitting double-digit birthdays at least but Snoopy Come Home was pretty much cinema's greatest epic for me as a kid, along with Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown. I don't think people rate that one too highly either

When you photoshop the rake out of Cow Tools it really reveals the hidden melancholy in the composition that only some dork desperate for a blog-to-book deal was clever enough to suss out otherwise

BRUCE WAYNE IS CHILD-FREE AND PROUD