I think that playing a SPILF in a hilariously ill-conceived attempt at franchise-building might still be streets ahead of playing Ricky Gervais' love interest, or the girl Russell Brand rejects for liking sex, or attending to Ben Affleck's dumb snot-nosed cleft-chinned kids

One thing I will say for that video is that it seemed like something you would be excited for a TRL premiere of, it was something I could envision teenagers downloading off of LimeWire in a word before YouTube. This is not to say that it was especially good, but there was a minute there where they were collaging…

BAN LOBSTERS 1!!!!!!!!!

Awesome

Man that is like sleeping through the parts of the third acts of the Star Wars prequels that people forced themselves to find redeeming value in. Totally understandable but, given that you'd already lost your nine bucks, really too bad

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Sean O'Neal!!
Do you have someone's catty grand drunk of a wealthy great-aunt or a character from The Boys in the Band doing the heavy lifting as a bitchiness double for you, because if not, bro you have an impressive gift. I mean the first sentence alone.

Ha ha, no I didn't, I was nine fukkin years old. But I remember shaking w/internal baby insufferable nerd rage at his ridic narrowmindedness

I remember reading that at about the same age and thinking that, as a dinner party guest, Bill Watterson would probably be exactly as boring and irritating as that strip where there's no Calvin or Hobbes, just the dad talking about bikes

There are superhero origins that are "convoluted" in the sense that they involve fictional planets and made-up genetic abnormalities and then there are superhero origins like #5 where, due to bad life choices, I know more about the character than 99.9% of living humans and still dunno what the fuck exactly her…

You guys I was just baiting Claudia Kishi and you know she's got the ADD. Jeez Louise

Yeah, agreed. As an insufferable Internet douchebag, I didn't like the movie but thought she was very good in it. Also I think her Whitney Houston impression is basically the funniest inaccurate SNL impression of all time

Harriet the Spy
gayer than Kristy from the Baby-Sitters Club

Harriet the Spy
gayer than Kristy from the Baby-Sitters Club

Can you truly call a planet with no tactile Junior Jumbles "livable"

it's okay, Capitol Critters and Fish Police can't hurt you anymore

oh shit, I think I forgot they were different people

he looks like a polyamorous database administrator won a contest to have a professional photographer do up a portfolio for his okcupid profile

But actually I hope it is the runaway success it is shaping up to be and they do a movie version and this guy steals and upgrades Jonah Hill's career much as Michael Cera's place in pop culture was usurped by Jesse Eisenberg and Seth Rogen's was usurped by Fozzie Bear

They should do a movie theater simulcast event like they do with Met performances and Glenn Beck's comedy tour