the idea of some guy having a decade-old theory about Paul Reiser's child-birthing hips is the funniest AV Club sideshow since that guy who's going to kill Sarah Vowell and eat her corpse

While fucking around on youtube last night I discovered that he played at least two different "new boyfriends" of Stacey Richter's on Conan, which is shoddy continuity but otherwise amazing

Chris Brown was actually a pretty good teen idol before he turned out to be a TOTALLY TERRIBLE teen idol. If he'd been like 15% more talented and interesting and pictures of how badly he hurt Rihanna had never gotten out, Nabin would probably hail him as a hilarious rascal of a pop icon

He has a point in that people who bought tickets to see Charlie Sheen's live tour are even dumber than 13-year-old girls who think Rihanna Started It, despite their protective layer of irony and trainwreck-thirst

Fuck that shit, I won't rest until every writer that has ever been read by a book club that meets at a coffee shop whose interior boasts hammered-copper design accents is paying for their sixth kid's Krav Maga lessons with a project that could theoretically be awesome but mostly sounds artistically bereft. Zadie Smith…

I can't believe that Tumblr heartthrob Sean O'Neal would ever be so foolish as to underestimate how crazy a high-functioning autistic Disney nerd could be

I'm just gonna assume you're one of Roseanne's other husbands

I wish nothing bad on Rebecca, I just wish for a Rhoda-style spinoff pop career for her miserable-looking pink-clad blonde friend

difference!!

Yes but luckily his spirit is currently inhabiting a golem sculpted out of white-cheddar mashed potatoes, you'll never be able to tell the different

Until Iann Robinson no longer has to look for data entry temp gigs
none of us will be free

Mr. Limpet and Bedknobs and Broomsticks were on the same rack of old Disney live-action movies in the family section of my childhood video rental store, the one I'd always give a cursory glance to before going to rent Rock-A-Doodle for the thirtieth time.

Jon Hamm is so delightful that I'm pretty sure he's the Antichrist
Paul Feig taught Sabrina, the Teenage Witch everything she knows about mortal biology and the second trailer for Bridesmaids looks a lot better than the first. What a good newswire item!!!

Let's get back to figuring out the endgame for this season of How I Met Your Mother, guys!

Hot N Cold is a totally fukkin wicked song + video but it's depressing to think that it came out in 2008

nice animation is really expensive which is why all animated TV shows These Days basically look like colorforms being pushed around by toothpicks

Reitman Jr. looks like Edgar Wright + hockey

you can tell I'm contributing incisive and intelligent commentary because it includes the word "barfsome"

Ivan Reitman's scriptless Baywatch movie
probably less barfsome than Jason Reitman's next smart movie for stupid people!

Why do you want to deny Russell Brand his Emmy? WHY?