When I get bummed out thinking about American sexuality, I just remember that Japan exists, and we're going to be okay.

Looks like they'll need a crane.
I'll see myself out.

"Sex, hateful music, and… sex!"

Along those lines, Marc Maron should get fined every time he calls someone a provocateur, which is everyone he's met, apparently.

When I had real growing pains as a kid I called them "soring pains". Mentions of the show remind me of the pain.

Yeah, Todd!  Diagnose that stranger from that sitcom!  I can't fucking stand it when television critics don't pretend to be doctors and slander people they've never met.  I still haven't forgiven Tom Shales for not calling out Alan Alda for being a premature ejaculator.  I mean IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

So 15 quotable lines in a 21 minute show and it was a let-down for you?  There's some really good SSRIs out there you may want to look in to.

Tune-Yards, The Dismemberment Plan…

Yeah, and he even got another DUI a couple years ago.  Way to learn from your mistakes, dickhead.

Ratings were up again!

It's BONE these hippies.  I have all day to make this correction.

It was BONE these hippies.  It's a funnier word than bang.

There's Community, Arrested Development, and Larry Sanders.  Nothing else is on the same planet.  The holy trinity of TV comedy.

You had me at dildo bat.

Harmon is God.

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Welcome to Colinwood, people.

I just realized I'm starting to resemble that guy.  Depression +8, Erection -15, Candor +2.

Freaks and Geeks.  Really.

Tune-Yards are a band of extraordinary magnitude.  They are forged in the courage of our ancestors.  They have our gratitude.