When reached for comment, Stallone said, "The shaft…"

My mom doesn't know shit about boxing is my point.  I hope that was clear.

Yes.  The stray observations sound like they were written by my mom.

"Dude, are you, like, being sarcastic?"

She should avoid the Breaking Bad threads.

…followed by "At least that's my theory", and Magnitude making one of the world's greatest dumbest faces.

Current high-schoolers who are into Model UN, Freaks and Geeks, and Community?!  Maybe we're not doomed after all.

Correct, though Echoes-era Pink Floyd remain a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

David Gilmour sings and plays every bit as well as he did in the 70s.  In interviews he seems like a friendly humble guy.

Yeah, calling Jesse a "point" would have been intense.

Actually the rest of what I wrote is also pretty stupid.  I am perhaps too emotionally invested in this show and/or stoned.

A la "Frasier", I meant to type.  Who's stupid now, America?! 

Abed's scream scared the shit out of my cat.

You live in Los Angeles, Indiana?

Proven racist by the Racist Prover!

She's got titties in all the right places.

Holy christ does Kill Bill stick out like a sore thumb on this list.

Interesting that she alluded to a cut scene from the Mixology episode.  It always bugged me that there was no resolution to the "I had some bad years with a chaser" scene.  The end of that episode seemed to focus on Troy and Annie, but I kept waiting for a scene where the group apologized to Shirley, or at least…

You're the least impressive character in this community. 
But that's ok! Let's be friends.

I'd say in that first Christmas episode she was the butt of most of the jokes.  An intolerant Christian is inherently a paradox, and always funny.  Also, none of what else you wrote made any sense to me.  But that's ok!  Let's be friends.