I was honored to receive a key to the city, but the presentation
ceremony was embarrassing for all involved.

This point being since 1994, yes.

John Teti
Is he new? It's my first time seeing the name on this site, though admittedly I only follow a few shows. At any rate, he is very funny. Good job, probably-not-new-guy.

Joan Jett…
Shakespeare…

Scharpling gets better every year, but…
… the callers get worse every year. I think the show peaked around 2007 and has since slowly but surely become a victim of its own success.

100% of my heart regrets the dumb joke I just made.

20% of my hand is flicking you off.