Normally I really try to avoid commenting on anyone's physical appearance but I'm sorry, I find her mouth disproportionately large as compared to the rest of her face. The Joker comes to mind.

Sir!! Do you mean to imply that Miss Meyers would take the work of another, add vampire sparkles, subtract the icky gay people and call it her own??!!

Was saying to friend yesterday:

A Washington insider is technically able to be charged and tried for doing with other people's money what will just get a big bonus for a NY "entrepreneur".

ok Mooch, as you wish. I pray your family never has to tolerate your vile presence ever again.

I read Casino Royale at some point in the '90s and couldn't watch a Bond film again until this version came out. It was like "Oh, so that's what James Bond should be.. Well, they should just make that"

Not that it makes a great deal of difference but… how old is that picture up top?

This is uncomfortably close to a large part of the plot of Snow Crash

"If you’re a fan of a band categorized as a one-hit wonder, more often than not it’s inseparable from the grumpy burden of knowledge that the single that vaulted above the rest of the band’s catalog in popularity isn’t even its best piece."

Not sure how Blues Brothers got left off.

The title is of course painfully obvious..

I think the bit with Audrey trying to grab her cellphone may have been the funniest physical gag I've seen in quite a while.

I find it perfectly acceptable for making tzatziki or fat-free ranch dip. More importantly, I buy Chobani because it means I'm supporting someone that pisses off people like this fucking idiot.

This is a staple dish of mine from pretty much May to October and I am constantly fiddling with it as well :)

$34,000 isn't a huge loan from a family member… to you. This is all very relative. To me and most of the people I grew up with, that would be an amount of money for one of my relatives to come up with, it would practically be suspicious.

or watch Bomb Patrol Afghanistan to see actual EOD teams risk their lives to keep others safe. I might have enjoyed The Hurt Locker if I hadn't been a fan of that show before I saw the movie. But since I had.. I basically just sat there thinking "What the fuck?.. They would never do that.. and if they did they would…

also.. bullets aren't made of poison. Unless you are actually looking to cause massive infection and pain and increased bleeding, you just leave that thing where it is.

"the elusive Assange"

I'm not feelin' confident about this. I mean, I get the whole "Not the books but an adaptation" thing, and that the novels themselves describe a cycle which would support a different story. But, to me, this kinda looks like:
A whole lotta Jake without the story balance provided by Eddie and Susanna.
Possibly trying to…

"the bizarre misapprehension that this is something I want to read" is a pretty accurate description of twitter in general as far as I'm concerned.