But you started a pretty good thread (@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus won it with his Winona Ryder comment). We'll let it slide.

We come for O'Neal's snark and sometimes stick around for the reviews.

One thing's for sure: it takes a lot of heavy lifting just to get these two balls in the air (*gestures to crotch*)

Is that… is that Nick Swardson? I didn't recognize him under all that double chin. [An honest question that doesn't make a very good caption]

Strapons, WSOWS, strapons.

I'm more of a Pythagoreanist intellectual, personally.

But hecklers are the true artistes! The comedy show is merely the canvas on which they apply their well-honed skills!

Without the space, "sex mentor" is more like sexmentor, someone who torments you by withholding sex. Or maybe, in some cases, by giving it to you.

One of them turned out to be a lesbian, and another one transitioned genders.

One of them turned out to be a lesbian, and another one transitioned genders.

@avclub-80a2a6211ca10a4415206910224a0fe0:disqus : He's probably too busy being mortified at what I did with all these tissues, Vaseline, and an old light bulb while reading the article to be bummed (wink) at the zany pop culture references.

@avclub-80a2a6211ca10a4415206910224a0fe0:disqus : He's probably too busy being mortified at what I did with all these tissues, Vaseline, and an old light bulb while reading the article to be bummed (wink) at the zany pop culture references.

Anything? "And that, kids is how I 'met', by which I always obviously meant invented, the Mechanically Ovulating Thermoregulated Hemocytoblastic Endometrial Robot (M.O.T.H.E.R.), from whose unholy metal uterus you hellspawns were violently and unceremoniously ejected. Now go get me a beer." Then one of the kids gets…

Anything? "And that, kids is how I 'met', by which I always obviously meant invented, the Mechanically Ovulating Thermoregulated Hemocytoblastic Endometrial Robot (M.O.T.H.E.R.), from whose unholy metal uterus you hellspawns were violently and unceremoniously ejected. Now go get me a beer." Then one of the kids gets…

Now there's a motherfucking show that needs nine motherfucking seasons!! Hell yes!!

Now there's a motherfucking show that needs nine motherfucking seasons!! Hell yes!!

Fapulously, of course!

Fapulously, of course!

Did you like it enough to masturbate to it? I sure did.

Did you like it enough to masturbate to it? I sure did.